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It was an ordinary day for Kira as she got home.
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A Hunter at Hogwarts by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Supernatural (TV 2005)
26 Apr 2026
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Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.
Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.
Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.
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Nanami's Cousin by TraumDieb
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Jan 2026
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For an orphan like Naruto, who grew up craving family more than ramen, discovering she had a cousin felt like winning the lottery. Sure, Nanami wasn’t anything like her—quiet, serious, allergic to fun—but hey, they were both blond, so that totally counted.
Tracking him down in Japan had been a mission worthy of an S-rank, made possible only thanks to Jiraiya’s weird contacts.
They kept in touch afterwards.
But the moment the news arrived: Nanami’s best friend Haibara was gone — Naruto understood. So she left to be by her cousin’s side.
She thought she’d stay for a week. Maybe two.
Help him from breaking down.
…She never left.Turns out, peaceful mornings, warm dinners, and teasing a very grumpy Nanami were dangerously addictive. And somehow her life exploded into:
• a cousin who pretended not to cry when she made breakfast
• one “accidentally” adopted baby
• two kids they somehow ended up with
• Gojo Satoru, who showed up once, fell in love at first sight, flirted twice, and apparently moved in permanentlyOne morning Naruto realized: she had a family. A loud, chaotic, ridiculous, wonderful family and more precious people than she ever dared dream of.
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The Strongest Fanboy by Dzhessika
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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Satoru Gojo accepted death with the serenity of someone who had given his all. But in his final moments, a trivial question crossed his mind: What would Naruto, the heroine of my favorite manga, do in my place?
He just didn’t expect the universe to answer so literally
Reborn in the world of Naruto as Hatake Kakashi’s younger brother should have been a dream — but for Satoru, it’s a strategic mission
Born eight years before the great protagonist comes into the world, he has a clear goal: prepare the ground, clear the path of suitors...
The problem? The ninja world isn’t making it easy. Nanami reincarnated as Naruto’s uncle and swore to protect her from Satoru’s bad influence. Geto is now a Nara who just wants peace, but always ends up dragged into his ex-best friend’s chaos. And Sukuna? Well, the King of Curses is now Sakura’s brother and lives to sabotage Satoru’s romantic plans — just for the pleasure of watching the world burn
Caught between being called a pervert by Kakashi, monitored by an outraged Jiraiya, and restrained by a relentless Nanami, Satoru has to prove that his fanboy obsession is, in fact, true love
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Harriet Potter and the Staircase that Killed Her by AquaviriusMaggot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
04 Apr 2026
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Voldemort hadn't been able to kill her countless times, nor had her relatives who had tried to get rid of her both passively and actively. The Cerberus, the Basilisk, the Acromantulas, the dragon, the Inferi, Nagini… None of them had been capable. She had been killed by a simple marble staircase. Contrary to what she might have speculated, she didn't encounter anyone on the other side of the mystical veil where all living mortals, for some reason, thought someone awaited them once they died.
Being revived in a new dimension, after all she had experienced in her 120 years of life as a witch, didn't surprise her too much. Realizing she had a twin brother and that she was in a ninja village was something very different. Fortunately, she was unshakable. The only thing she could do was live her new life, take care of her brother, and excel as a ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village.
After all, who was she to say no to this new opportunity from fate?
Translation to Portuguese by SofiaVasconcelos418: www.wattpad.com/1456061070-harriet-potter-e-a-escada-que-a-matou-cap%C3%ADtulo-01
Series
- Part 3 of La Escalera que Pudo con Ella
- Part 2 of Fem!Harry Potter
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Naruto is a girl that everyone seems to forget is a girl. She chooses not to correct those around her and to just accept being thought of as a boy. When a terrible thing is done to her and Naruto ends up a mother, her life is forever changed. She is determined to keep the baby a secret or risk her being taken away.
How will she balance being a ninja all while keeping those around her in the dark about who she really is and what happened to her? And how is she going to deal with Sasuke finding out all her secrets?
_____“Who’s baby is that!” Sasuke yelled a bit louder in frustration.
“Mine!” Naruto yelled back, startling them both with the admission.
“Yours” Sasuke repeated, voice empty with shock.
Naruto spun, baby still in arm and a glare in place once again, “mine” she confirmed, voice not weavering in the slightest.
Sasuke fell back slightly, hand coming up to run through his hair. He whispered ‘yours’ under his breath slightly before cracking his head up to stare daggers at Naruto, “how did you get a baby?”
“Do I have to teach you about the birds and the bees?” Naruto spat, bouncing the Baby slightly while meeting Sasuke’s gaze head on.