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    The Amanyl delegation will only negotiate with “the firstborn child of Batman and Superman.”

    Dick knows who that is.

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    As it turns out, ancient Kryptonian technology takes true names a lot more seriously than expected.

    (or, the one where the Justice League and a few unlucky members of the Batfamily are held hostage in the Watchtower by Kryptonian technology until they divulge their true names, titles, and identities. all of them. yes, even that one)

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Batman tries to access the Watchtower without his signature cowl and uniform. Identity shenanigans ensue.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “How long have we worked together -- seven years?” Hal asked. “Did you know Batman was married?”

    “No,” Barry said, shrinking back a little in his seat.

    “No offense,” Oliver said, turning back to Bruce. “But who would be unlucky enough to marry you?”

    or, the one where Batman lets a crucial detail slip during a Justice League meeting and an unlikely ally steps in.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Wally West's Comprehensive Guide to Dating a Bat:

    Step 1: Move in together. Aww, how cute domestic bliss!
    Step 2: Get woken up by his brother crashing through your window. Form a club with him.
    Step 3: Get broken into by another brother. He steals your favorite mug.
    Step 4: Get walked in on by the murder child. Consider castration (yours, not his).
    Step 5: Hand out keys to everyone because they're breaking in anyway.
    Step 6: Realize you're part of the family now.
    Step 7: Accept your fate.

    (Step 8: Buy more first aid supplies and better coffee. You're gonna need it.)

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