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Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.
Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.
Oh, he would do nicely.
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Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.
But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?
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14 Apr 2026
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They're in love, they've retired, and they're surprisingly good at home renovations. But when word reaches Ed and Stede that their old crew is in trouble, there's no choice but for these co-captains to head back to sea, accompanied by a magic seagull and an old first mate apparently too contrary even to stay dead.
The English navy wants to rule the seas, piracy is under threat and Ricky Banes has it in for the crew of the Revenge. It's time for one last fuckery to save their family - but this time might just mean the end of Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate.
(A possible season 3, featuring romance that's tender as hell; trauma and the healing thereof; dickheads getting shot, stabbed and conned in the name of love; more seagulls than you'd expect; and the wonderful truth that it's never too late to find a place to belong.)
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13 Apr 2026
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Curious about the title? Look here: https://end-otw-racism.tumblr.com/post/716978822501875712/fandom-against-racism-a-manifesto
They couldn’t do this to him, saddle him with dead last Naruto, some pink-haired civilian-born girl, and most especially definitely not with this white-haired, porn-reading, lazy clanless no-name JOKE of a jounin sensei.
or,
What if Kakashi wasn't famous? A non-massacre AU idea that started as crack and abruptly grew a plot. Multi-POV, around two per chapter.
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06 Apr 2026
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When everything goes wrong, what will you do? Time travel. Obviously. by Maxifer
Fandoms: Naruto
22 Feb 2025
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Sakura and Kakashi are the only ones left of team 7. Before the deaths of Naruto and Sasuke, they had made a seal to send them into the past as a last resort. They never got to use that last resort.
It's all up to Sakura and Kakashi now, to go back and fix this before it all started. Though, Kakashi wasn't expecting to wake up as a child, before Sakura was even born.
(Will probably have only a few chapters dedicated to kid Kakashi, before the rest of team 7 is born.)
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05 Apr 2026
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After the Boys(TM) leave Konoha, Sakura is left all alone. Luckily, Kakashi doesn't abandon his teammates and takes it upon himself to make Sakura his apprentice, much to Lady Tsunade's frustration.
Turns out, "Kakashi's Apprentice" is a position that comes with a lot of attention. Wanted or otherwise.
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05 Apr 2026