an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms
Recent works
-
reading percy Jackson, but with more gay and more norse by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
17 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
what happens when an alternate universe percy Jackson and their partners + the gods and their friends read the books.
much gay
jealous annabeth is an asshole, she regrets introducing percy and Magnus.
apollo and frey adopt each others kids without question.
Series
- Part 1 of the gay agenda
-
Percy Jackson: The Gender Thief by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
04 Oct 2024
Tags
Summary
Gender is a convoluted clusterfuck of confusion. Is it a river that flows too fast down a steep hill? Or is it the feeling you get when you sit curled up on the sofa with a good book and a warm drink, wrapped in a blanket? Do you have to look deep inside yourself to find it, or does it just show itself. Can you just have no gender, yet still hold them all.
-
how to adult by three teenagers by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
20 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
Link had always been prone to getting into trouble, but this? this defiantly took the cake
Recent series
-
the gay agenda by an_exhausted_crayon
Fandom Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
17 Feb 2025
Summary
what happens when some demigods go to the past and meet past gods to read about their adventures
this will probably take me ages to write so bare with me please
- Words:
- 10,848
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 13
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Meeting publicly in a shady bar? Check. Physical description that begins and ends with "will be wearing red?" Check. Code phrase ripped directly from an opera moderately popular in Mandalorian space three hundred years ago? Check.
These, Feemor does his best to explain, are exactly the kinds of games that get Jedi and their informants in trouble.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,263
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 137
- Kudos:
- 382
- Bookmarks:
- 73
- Hits:
- 2,930
Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
21 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
--“I want a bard, Lam,” Aiden says, giving Lambert very good pleading eyes. “There’s a whole passel of them in town - can we steal one?”
“No,” Lambert says firmly. Jaskier begins towing Aiden through the tavern, hopefully towards the promised private room. Geralt nudges Lambert to follow.
“Just a little one?” Aiden asks plaintively over his shoulder. “Pocket-sized?”
“No,” Lambert repeats, rubbing his forehead. Geralt suppresses a snicker.
“I can recommend a few who might enjoy being stolen!” Jaskier puts in brightly--
Left Unsupervised by inexplicifics.
Now what if they did end up stealing a pocket-sized bard?
Of course before they can steal her she has to become a bard first.Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
15 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Like recognizes like.
In an AU of an AU, Marta follows Milena to Kaer Morhen. There, she meets a Wolfblood who is an ass.
She watches him, and decides, she wants him for her own.
Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
14 Apr 2026
-
Open Your Dreams to My Love by KaedweniTome
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
15 Nov 2024
Tags
Summary
“A vision, then?” He says to the ghost. “Or maybe a dream? Please be a dream, I fucking hate visions.” Because just fuck visions, really, all metaphors and symbolism and interpretations that he can never figure out until after the fact. Give him something to stab instead any day.
Lambert finds himself in one of Milena's dreams and gives her some excellent timely advice, and she returns the favor.
Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
14 Apr 2026
-
Must Brave the Thorns by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Original Work
20 Jan 2022
Tags
Summary
Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.
To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.
Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.
Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.
And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.
Series
- Part 1 of Wolfblood
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 239,801
- Chapters:
- 38/38
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 5,229
- Kudos:
- 8,726
- Bookmarks:
- 1,942
- Hits:
- 432,954
Bookmarked by an_exhausted_crayon
14 Apr 2026