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  1. Public Bookmark 97

    Please Me (Show Me How It's Done) by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    03 May 2026

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    Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.

    (New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 22/4 to add in Chapter 10's word art!)

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    17 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

    Freak on a Leash by

    Fandoms: Futurama  

    12 Jan 2025

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    Fry loves being Bender’s pet. Bender loves having his way with Fry.

    Heed the tags!

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    07 Apr 2026

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    This Title Did Not Age Well (A Cat in Time) by

    Fandoms: Futurama  

    05 Jan 2025

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    Based off this: https://www.tumblr.com/one-time-i-dreamt/728598479825420288/there-was-an-episode-of-futurama-where-fry-was-a?source=share

    Poor, unfortunate soul who dreamt that, you just gave me the worst idea ever.

    Written for my second anniversary here on ao3, so happy anniversary to me ig.

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    Confessions of a Rotten Bot by

    Fandoms: Futurama  

    28 Jan 2025

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    I swore I'd never sin again.

    But my patience's running thin.

    The temptation flowing through my veins.

    I'm bounded by these shackles of shame.

     

    Takes place during "Hell Is Other Robots," in which a back-up procreation protocol is set off accidentally for almost all robots, and Bender is afflicted hard yet he's desperately trying not to sin even as Fry and Leela tempt him in every way possible.

    Semi-inspired by zoidriguez's "Falling Apart Under Your Fingertips" and some obviously fake 4chan story of a catholic good girl traumatizing some guy in bed. And the miku fujo song by sawtowne.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    13 Aug 2019

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    What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.

    Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.

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    26 Jan 2026