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Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.
(New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 22/4 to add in Chapter 10's word art!)
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17 Apr 2026
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Fry loves being Bender’s pet. Bender loves having his way with Fry.
Heed the tags!
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07 Apr 2026
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Based off this: https://www.tumblr.com/one-time-i-dreamt/728598479825420288/there-was-an-episode-of-futurama-where-fry-was-a?source=share
Poor, unfortunate soul who dreamt that, you just gave me the worst idea ever.
Written for my second anniversary here on ao3, so happy anniversary to me ig.
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- Part 2 of anniversary specials
Bookmarked by averagelurker
07 Apr 2026
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I swore I'd never sin again.
But my patience's running thin.
The temptation flowing through my veins.
I'm bounded by these shackles of shame.
Takes place during "Hell Is Other Robots," in which a back-up procreation protocol is set off accidentally for almost all robots, and Bender is afflicted hard yet he's desperately trying not to sin even as Fry and Leela tempt him in every way possible.
Semi-inspired by zoidriguez's "Falling Apart Under Your Fingertips" and some obviously fake 4chan story of a catholic good girl traumatizing some guy in bed. And the miku fujo song by sawtowne.
Bookmarked by averagelurker
07 Apr 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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26 Jan 2026
