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    Trust The Journey by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics)  

    26 Nov 2022

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    Glimpses into the life of Bruce and Clark if they had met as kids and become friends.
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    A glimpse into a glimpse...

    The boy stood there for another second, the brown curls of his hair sticking out of his cap and blowing in the gentle breeze. He turned his head and spotted Bruce. His eyes were an otherworldly shade of blue and his smile was as bright as the sun. It was a little blinding, Bruce thought.

    “Hi,” the boy said, waving at Bruce with the hand that held the ball.

    Bruce wasn’t sure why this kid was talking to him. In Gotham people usually kept their eyes on the ground and minded their own business. But it would be rude for him not to say anything back. “Hey.”

    The boy tilted his head and held out the ball. “You wanna play?”

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Not That Kind of Sex Pollen by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    29 Aug 2025

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    Clark looked at Bruce, Bruce looked at Clark. Both of them looked back down at the thing. They looked back at each other in perfect sync.
    “Bruce,” Clark said. “Please tell me that isn’t what I think it is."
    “Okay,” Bruce said. “It’s not what you think it is.” He paused. “Can I tell you what I think it is?”
    Clark stared at him helplessly. “Can I stop you?"
    Bruce snorted. “No. Also, I’m pretty sure we found your anatomical hot dog."
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    Bruce didn’t think it was unreasonable to have sex with his husband, especially if it gave him a chance to study Clark's reproductive organs. Clark, whose midlife crisis was finishing puberty and is barely two steps above being a virgin, is barely coping with the fact he thinks people are hot. No one has resolved their issues enough for this. Somehow, they figure things out anyway.

    Also, since when are plants so complicated?

    Featuring: Communication so healthy it’s suspicious, alien anatomy, weirdos (husbands edition), sexual confusion, confusing sexualities, unconditional love, debatably appropriate use of superpowers, self loathing (two limited time flavors!), allusions to grilled food, cuddles, emotional intimacy, and pollen as a sexual byproduct.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Smells Like Middle-Aged Spirit by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    13 Jul 2025

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    have your guarded heart be lifted by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types

    12 Jan 2026

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    19 Apr 2026

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    tuesday morning by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    31 Jan 2026

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    “Kent! Back in the office now! You have a visitor.” Perry snapped down the phone.

    Clark’s smile faltered slightly.

    “A visitor? I’ve interviewed everyone I need for my story, Chief.” Clark replied in confusion.

    “It’s a kid. Claims his name is Dick Grayson. Get here. Now.”

    Clark’s blood turned to ice as he flew.

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    18 Apr 2026