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He cut off a few fingers once… was NOT an enjoyable taco night. Peter almost bit into a taco and Wade shrieked, “SPIDEY I’m so sorry I might, or might not, have cut off a finger… That’s not red sauce, I don’t think. Unless you’re a vampire (wow I would really enjoy that) I don’t think you’ll like that taco.”
Peter was a little horrified to say the least and a little disappointed he couldn’t bum food off Wade. “Trade with me! It’s okay, a little of my own blood never hurt me.” He seemed awful dismissive about… eating his own blood? “It wouldn’t be the worst thing I’ve done,” he shivered a little, “those fanfic writers are fucked up man. The things I’ve done…” He gave a full body shiver, “Anyways!! Never waste tacos, duh.”
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outcast of all this night by gaypiratedivorce
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - All Media Types
30 Dec 2022
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"Please don't tell me Louis dumped you and now you're fucking with my work to get back at him."
Armand blinks. He appears confused by the notion, the same way Louis looked puzzled when Daniel called Armand his boyfriend. Maybe, Daniel thinks as he watches a minute frown appear on Armand's brow, a little annoyed as well. "You insist on judging us by mortal standards. Louis has been my companion for seventy years, and we have eternity to look forward to."
"If he used the words I need some space, that means he dumped you. You can ask Reddit if you don't trust me."
After a month in Dubai, Daniel Molloy is back home and miraculously alive, eager to get to work on his first draft. The vampire Armand has other plans.
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Lestat and Armand's decade-long rivalry has finally come to a head, leading to an affair neither of them planned for, but that both feel powerless to stop.
Louis and Daniel are friendly neighbors, nothing more, until they find out their husbands are having an affair with one another. Revenge has them carrying out an affair of their own. But it may be becoming more than revenge. Maybe it always was.
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- Part 1 of quizás
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Armand has a hair jar.
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It had been nearly four years since Lestat lost his husband, his best friend, and his ambition, leading him to sell the family company and leave the city. Louis, Armand, and Daniel are still caught in the riptide Lestat believed he managed to escape. But when he attempts to sever his ties to them permanently, he may get drawn back in.
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- Part 2 of quizás
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Vote to End OTW Racism | birds by flowerplots
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Jun 2023
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maybe this is a family affliction, after all.
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- Part 2 of balance