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This is why Larian isn't making Baldur's Gate 4 by bluebeebalm, CuttingSilk, Gewhana, hackemssky, Lothlorien_ren, osiris_ryes, thvmission
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jul 2024
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As Gale and Astarion's anniversary rolls around, Astarion commissions world renowned author Biff McSplort for a custom smutpiece.
It doesn't go as planned.
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The product of 17 authors going HAM for 12 hours in a google doc
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"What?" Robert is too tequila-soaked and, consequently, flammable for this right now. "What are you talking about?"
"Ooh, I don't know, Bob-Bob." Fire shimmers over the tips of eight digits. "Maybe the fun little fact that you're fucking Mecha Man??"
Oh. Oh shit.
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In which Flambae finds out Robert is Mecha Man while fighting alongside him against Shroud, and Robert has to take him on a date about it.
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06 Mar 2026
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Edging on the Edge of Forever by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
06 Oct 2025
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After a chance encounter with a strange flower, Bones has no choice but to keep masturbating.
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Being turned into a vampire destroyed Astarion’s film career as well as his faith in others. Now the only gig he can get is in a tacky production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express—Waterdeep’s hottest show on roller skates!
There, he meets the show’s nerdy train consultant, who has a few secrets of his own.
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24 Apr 2025
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I feel myself becoming obsessed with this like that one hot sauce fic.
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Astarion gifts Gale a bearskin rug. It looks familiar.
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- Part 1 of Halsin Is A Rug
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During an intimate blood-drinking session, Gale’s knees get to creaking. It turns out Astarion is really into that.