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Don't Call Me a Stranger by bluebox_dragon
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Jan 2026
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It was just like the conversation about laundry the day before, and organizing the book shelf the day before that. Growing pains, his mom had said when he’d called to complain yesterday about how infuriating Ilya could be, how stubborn and particular he was. His mom had made a comment about the kettle calling the pot, Shane. Shane had found an excuse to cut the call short after that. He was not being stubborn, Ilya was.
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A fight over loading the dishwasher leads to Shane learning about about Russian diminutives, and the meaning of names.
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Green Light Night by bluebox_dragon
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Jan 2026
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BREAKING NEWS
Ottawa player Luca Haas breaks into car near downtown Montreal bar, following team celebration.
A team celebration may or may not prove a theory that Ilya has about the English language.
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The Great Baseball Cup Snake Heist by bluebox_dragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
04 Aug 2025
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Duke hadn’t been expecting to catch any baseballs on this impromptu family outing, but he had kind of been hoping to be able to see the game. Like, at all.
There were no foul balls, stray balls, or even clear sight lines of the ball in the Small Stands.
“Man, I sure do love this view,” Duke mumbled, glaring at the concrete pillar nearly directly in front of his seat, blocking precisely half of the field, leaving Duke with a view only of the outfield and a smidge of second base.
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A poorly planned family outing to watch a Gotham Knights Baseball game leads to the Wayne children seeking out alternative ways to enjoy a baseball game.
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“Angus Macgyver and Jack Dalton are no longer employed by the Phoenix Foundation as of yesterday at 0900,” James says.
Matty doesn’t answer immediately; the two documents sitting on her lap are indeed letters of resignation marked effective immediately. She almost laughs as she tries to read much further than that. Somebody had already gone in and redacted well over three-quarters of each document.
Something big had happened in the time between the sordid affair with Patricia Thornton and Matty’s first morning as Director of Phoenix. There are no answers from James, and most documents from the months before Patti's early retirement are heavily redacted.
And so the question remains.
What the hell made the great Jack Dalton walk?
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Best way to sell a fake marriage? Never agree on when you got married.
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Lauretta Bozer is a force to be reckoned with, and Jack has no plans to be the person reckoning. So now he's just a little bit married to Bozer's mom.
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Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.
Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.
No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.
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Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.
Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.
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Bookmarked by bluebox_dragon
18 Apr 2026
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The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Apr 2026
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Welcome to the Ultimate Game.
If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.
For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.
They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.
Now, it’s time for El Plan.
Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.
Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.
My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.
Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.
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- Part 1 of Hit Me With Your Best Shot
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16 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is worried about everyone and everything.
Ilya is mostly just sick of air travel.
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Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.A slice of life.
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11 Apr 2026
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Laughing Gas Immunity Is No Laughing Matter by NeverEndingPasta
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Apr 2026
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Towards the tail end of their time together at the cottage, Ilya starts having terrible tooth pain. The culprit? His wisdom teeth.
To Shane, it’s an easy fix. He’d had his wisdom teeth removed years ago, and neither the procedure nor the recovery had been all that bad. He’d had his parents by his side every step of the way, and he was prepared to provide Ilya with that same level of support. Yup, this would be a cake walk.
To Ilya, it’s a death sentence. He’d had a broken tooth pulled years ago, and it was singlehandedly the most physically excruciating experience of his existence. He’d avoided dentists ever since, and even with Shane by his side, there’s no way he’d be able to do this. Yup, he was gonna die.
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11 Apr 2026
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Yuna and Ilya might not be close yet, but she certainly isn’t going to abandon him in some random Ottawa hotel room when he’s sick. And Ilya's powerless against these Hollanders — their earnest kindness, and their insistence on caring about him as though he deserves it.
Or: Yuna + Ilya's mortifying ordeal of being known.
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10 Apr 2026