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    Neighbors, bakeries, and a big happy ending - and something about finding the family you were always meant to have.

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    A series of ficlets posted to my tumblr, written for the 2013 Ficlet Advent.

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    When Shane shows up at Ilya’s home in Ottawa late after a Montreal home game, it's quickly apparent to Ilya something is wrong. Shane isn't walking with a limp, but he's definitely favoring a side, and he winces when he moves, a slight thing, but Ilya sees the wrinkle in his brow and the way his lips pull down.

    To the untrained eye, it's nothing.

    To Ilya, who knows Shane arguably better than anyone, it's everything.

    OR, Shane gets injured during a game. Ilya demands to know who hurt his boyfriend.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Shanehollanderhockeyplayer wants to send you a message.

    The notification pops up on Ilya's phone while he's laying on his couch, scrolling TikTok. It’s an Instagram DM, and when he taps on it, he’s asked if he wants to block or accept the message. The thing is, Ilya receives plenty of DMs from randos daily. As an up and coming actor whose breakout role in a queer hockey romance swept the internet by storm, his DMs have been flooded lately. But this one stands out because of the hockey player part.

    A hockey player in his DMs is just too good. It specifically being Shane Hollander, Canada’s golden boy, makes it even more delicious.

    OR, Ilya stars in a gay hockey rom com. Hockey player Shane slides into his DMs.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.

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    31 Jan 2023

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    29 Jun 2022