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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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22 Nov 2025
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In a universe where your soulmate’s injuries show up on your skin, Bruce is convinced he doesn’t have a soulmate, and Clark is seriously concerned for his soulmate’s well-being.
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07 Nov 2025
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“It’s just not….inviting,” James said gently, a pained look on his face.
Barty eyed the screen, reading over his profile for the tenth time that day.
Barty Crouch, 21
“If you won’t fuck me, your mom probably will.”
Likes: piercings, tattoos, and horror movies
Ask me about: My daddy issues“Seems fine to me,” he shrugged. “I mean…you said to be myself, right? Now, let’s see what idiots are on this Godforsaken app."
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29 Sep 2025
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He had always dreamed of dying beneath a big open sky.
When Regulus Black was dragged into the water by the Inferi, he found himself frozen in time but alive as the rest of the world moved on. What if Harry pulled him from the cave in the Half-Blood Prince and Regulus was finally given the chance to redeem himself?
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- Part 1 of The Pure Blood Prince
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28 Sep 2025
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Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Regulus Black, presumed dead for over 2 years, shows up at an Order of the Phoenix meeting with 6 mangled horcruxes and Voldemort's corpse.
How does the wizarding world move on following the abrupt end of the war, and how does Regulus come to terms with the last four years of his life?
Not on his own evidently, as his brother makes an effort to return to his life, James Potter tries to weasel his way into his heart and the friends he left behind in the name of the war aren't willing to leave him alone any longer.
An endgame jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller longfic with regular updates, angst and drama.
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14 Sep 2025