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The Storyteller and the King by dizmo for halotolerant
Fandoms: CollegeHumor | Dropout RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The King of Dropoutia has decided he needs a court storyteller. Unfortunately, the best candidate doesn't want the job.
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A Daily Planet reporter meets a certain red-caped superhero on the roof. It's just not the usual reporter.
Communication is never as important as when it comes to the intricacies of bringing up a half-alien child. And it has to start somewhere.
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A pair of detectives have a well-worn conversation.
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Sometimes, hope seems like a thing of the past, but it's inextricably tied with the future.
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As Tarmon Gai'don rapidly approaches, Cadsuane learns a bit more about another of its impending central figures.
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two flints by dizmo, sabinelagrande
Fandom Oxventure (Web Series), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
18 May 2022
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It takes two flints to make a fire.
Which isn't actually true, but it's more important to be convincing than tell the truth.
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Works from the archive of young Phil Coulson.
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Phil Coulson was always competent. He wasn't always a vampire.
Clint Barton manages not to mind.
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Really, this is exactly what it says on the tin, basically.
Unconnected crack AUs. Knowing me, I doubt this series will ever be complete.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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Bookmarked by dizmo
05 Mar 2026
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Why SHIELD Has No Fraternization Policy by Amanuensis for xsnarkasaurus
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Dec 2012
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Nick Fury's orientation for new recruits has a feature that's kept under wraps. (Fury's good at burying other secrets, too.)
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Bookmarked by dizmo
07 Aug 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
I totally volunteer to be a neutral observer for these orientation sessions.
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It's just watching an apartment and a dog for a week (or two. Three at the outside).
Phil is a trained Agent of SHIELD. He's an excellent strategist. He can handle it.
Probably.
Bookmarked by dizmo
13 Apr 2021
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The one with the mistaken doggy identity and the unplanned bathroom renovation.
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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Warm Up by shadowen for sabinelagrande
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Dec 2012
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He thinks that maybe he’s spent his entire life freezing, and, for the first time, he’s finally getting warm.
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Bookmarked by dizmo
11 Jul 2013
Bookmarker's Notes
Absolutely lovely, complete with awesome framing story! Warning for past dub-con, but if you're able, read this one ALL THE TIMES.