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Though Jisung keeps trying his best to find love, his dates never go past one or two at most. Minho, a waiter at his go-to cafe, has to witness it all happen while yearning for him in secret.
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22 Apr 2026
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great, nice sense of humour
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Lee Minho, human, lives a perfectly normal life.
He works at the firm near his apartment as an advisor, he loves his three cats dearly, and he goes back to visit his parents every so often in Gimpo. It's a normal, happy life, and there isn't anything he's looking to change.
Except - sometimes change comes even when he doesn't want it to.
Like the vampire that shows up in his apartment's living room overnight, claiming to have been the bat Doongie brought in the night before. In one instant, everything in his life changes.
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20 Apr 2026
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“Then let him take you out on a date,” Jisung says.
“He doesn’t know me,” Seungmin points out. “How’s he going to take me out?”
Jisung leans back in his chair and gives him a shit-eating grin, crossing his arms.
“You didn’t,” Seungmin says.
His phone lights up on the table.
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is this seungmin?Seungmin is going to kill Jisung and replace him with a dog. A dog can’t betray him.
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Chan doesn't appreciate it when people try to flirt with his husband.
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- Part 1 of you make me ssick
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“Is that a Twinkie in your pants,” Minho says, letting his eyes drag deliberately down to Jisung’s crotch and back up, “or are you just happy to see me?”
Jisung blinks, looks down at himself. Then reaches into his pocket.
“Yeah,” Jisung says, completely deadpan. “It is a Twinkie.”
minho tries (and repeatedly fails) to flirt with jisung using the same pickup line, only to be thwarted by increasingly absurd items in jisung's pockets.
or: 5 times minho asks jisung about the content of his pockets, and one time jisung asks him back.