drunkonsmut
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- Hannibal (TV) (29)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (2)
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Izzy reflects on life and his not-so-secret admirer before making his move.
Roach is there too, cheering from the sidelines.
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Stede gets on a spot of trouble while on a raid and Izzy gets the opportunity of show off a bit to rescue his new love.
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Staying late at the office again with Dr. Chilton.
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- Part 24 of The Doctor and the Professor
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Freddie Lounds visits Dr. Chilton while he recuperates at the hospital .
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You catch Frederick indulging in his...admiration of you. Lucky for him, you don't mind.
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- Part 9 of The Doctor and the Professor
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Each story in the series can be read as self-standing, they're merely connected by details.
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- 93,175
- Works:
- 27
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Alphas, especially unbonded ones, are a danger to society; at least, that is what the government decided. Now, all alphas are sent into government custody as soon as they present. They are kept under strict guard and used as laborers around the country. However, omegas still need an alpha during their heat to avoid medical complications, which is why the government established Alpha Services.
Aziraphale has been managing his heats alone for his whole adult life, but recently he has started experiencing some side effects. So, on orders from his doctor, Aziraphale books his next heat with Alpha Services and meets a handsome ginger alpha who just might change his life forever.
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22 Apr 2026
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The Nutter Curse: An Epistolary Romance by Bohoteacher, Thinkinginscripts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
05 Apr 2026
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An old family curse brings Dr Aziraphale Fell, professor of Religious History and Folkloric Traditions, into correspondence with Mr Anthony Crowley, whose family is said to be cursed.
Neither anticipates how quickly, or how willingly their letters would begin to matter.
What follows is a slow, intimate exchange about curses, books, loneliness, belonging... and the unexpected ways two lives can begin to align, one letter at a time.
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21 Apr 2026
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Izzy Hands was once a leading shark expert. An accident took that away from him in a matter of minutes. Now, he's just trying to live his life when he's connected with Stede Bonnet, a biologist doing a kids' show for Shark Week.
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20 Mar 2026
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Hybrid AU
Izzy Hands is a legendary fighting dog, and his old owner Ed Teach wants out of the game. The once-champion is sold off to Ned Low, and his life as he knows it is over.
But it’s never too late to begin again.
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28 Feb 2026
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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05 Jan 2026