farrondoc
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- Hermitcraft SMP (21)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (11)
- Video Blogging RPF (5)
- Empires SMP (5)
- Dream SMP (2)
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“You know, I can see why you spent so much time torturing me. It’s a good look on us!”
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After one too many ender pearl stasis chambers getting flipped, Impulse and Pearl devise a solution.
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EGG manage to stall for time before their ender pearl prank in a much more effective way.
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The Watchers, displeased that Grian is no longer arranging them meals of suffering, decide that Grian's suffering is a suitable replacement.
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just a bit slow on the uptake by farrondoc for zoewinter1
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Mar 2026
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Joel and Scott being weird, shitty roommates.
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aufest2025 battleship shorts by farrondoc, strifetxt
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jun 2025
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My shorter fics written for MCYTblr AU Fest Battleship 2025! Lots of them were churned out very quickly to hit very specific assortments of tags, or were conceived by pulling random tags and requests as prompts during boss battles in an effort to just keep contributing word count as fast as possible, which probably explains why they're like that ^^;
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unequal bargains by farrondoc, strifetxt
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Jun 2025
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After helping Grian with the painful and unexpected experience of growing wings, Cub and Scar decide to introduce him to their favourite part of being a hybrid. Whether or not he wants to be introduced is irrelevant.
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- Part 5 of newtanon nsfw 🦎
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- English
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08 Feb 2025
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The nesting instinct has struck Jimmy at the most inconvinient of times - in the middle of Grian's stupid death games. While he can make do by himself, he wants nothing more than for his oblivious soulmate to comfort him in his delicate state.
Unfortunately for him, it's not Tango who finds his nest.
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03 Jan 2025
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Gem & The Hooligans by RavensEmbers (Shadowfire_RavenPheonix)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Aug 2021
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“Well then, there you go. Three diamonds. Glad I could help you all,” Gem stammered, trying to swallow down her nervousness “Well then, It was lovely seeing you all, um, but I’m sure you’ll wanna be getting back to setting up your bases now. Busy time and all.”
“Oh, no! That would be rude! Right, guys?”
~🔹🔷(T♢K♢B)🔷🔹~
The Big Eye Guys popped by one of their newest server-mates to see if they can’t get their hands on some of those elusive pretty blue gemstones… but now that they have them… they are looking to get their hands on a different kind of Gem...
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06 Dec 2024
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The session is over. Pearl knows that, crouched waiting for Gem in the attic of her barn. She knows she should be heading home; she knows she shouldn't be waiting here for Gem to get back. But she sits still, crouched and waiting for the creak of Gem climbing the ladder.
Everyone else has gone home. She's heard Joel retreat to his car, had sent Impulse and Bdubs off so she could be alone with Gem. She should have gone with them, but she couldn't. Not yet. She had to sit, she had to wait. She had to see this plan through.
Her reward is finally, after so long she'd worried Gem had slept over at someone else's place, the sound of the grass rustling under feet. The opening of the fence gates follows, then they close, and the ladder creaks as Gem climbs. Her heart hammers in her chest, tail wagging behind her, excited to finally have her prize.
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OR: Pearl wants revenge. Little does she know, this is exactly what Gem wants.
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- Part 1 of gempearlfreak's gempearl fics
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01 Dec 2024
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curse reverse by strifetxt for LightOfTheSilverTree
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
30 Dec 2023
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“You know that red names are supposed to be vicious killers, right? People are meant to be scared of you when you’re red. It’s meant to make you bolder. You see something you want, you take it, simple as that.” Grian pats Jimmy’s livid cheek, the gesture dripping in condescension. “I guess being red still can’t cancel out the fact that it’s you.”
a.k.a. Jimmy goes red, and the Bad Boys have some fun. Except, they forget that Joel isn't far behind.
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Bookmarked by farrondoc
14 Apr 2024