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Yolanda has lived for thirty-four years, and ever since she had her first lesbian sex at the age of nineteen, she's never felt the need to use anything other than what is readily available for her to make women feel good.
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yolanda garcia and her personal relationship with strap-ons
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05 Mar 2026
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As she tugs the soft cotton over the top of Samira’s head, her eyes flutter open. “Trinity?”
Trinity can’t blame her for being confused. It’s one thing for your friend/coworker/casual hookup/??? to show up for sex after a long shift when you’re in need of some decompression. It’s another thing entirely for them to let themselves into your apartment while you’re deathly ill and change your clothes while you’re unconscious. Hopefully this is covered by some kind of good samaritan law.
Although Samira probably should feel alarmed, her expression seems to soften once she realizes who is sitting in front of her. Trinity reminds herself it’s probably just the fever speaking before her traitorous heart runs away with this fantasy. “Hey, champ. How’re you feeling?”
or, pitt yuri week day one (sick fic, with a sprinkle of secret relationship)
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03 Mar 2026
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“Let me get this straight,” Santos says, flat and disbelieving. “No one you’ve fucked has ever made you come?”
Samira glares at her, flushed with embarrassment. “Say it a little louder, why don’t you? The people upstairs might not have heard.”
"Samira,” Santos says, shaking her head. “This is a crime that should earn your exes fifty to life, no parole. Getting you off would be a fucking privilege.” A beat, and then: “Shit, if you ever want a hand with that, you could just ask me.”
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12 Feb 2026
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Laios Touden Notices Things by Downsayed
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
01 Jun 2024
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“Would it kill you to take more interest in people?” Kabru asked Laios.
In which Laios tries to take more interest in people. He succeeds at least in taking interest in one person which he interprets through the lens of his oral fixation, naturally. This all backfires on him. Cue the pining and smut.
This is pretty much porn without plot.
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28 Jan 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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03 Oct 2025