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    “I knew it!” he shouted, beaming with the raw, dumb, beautiful energy of a man who had just discovered love, fireworks, and blackmail potential all at once. “Zoro said ‘I’ll meet you in the pantry’ and Sanji went, and then I heard noises and it sounded like fighting but different???”

    “LUFFY.” Sanji’s voice went octave-deep, Satanic. “You—did—you—were—you—what—THE FUCK—”

    “I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK,” Zoro shouted up, face rapidly flushing an alarming shade of murder-me-now red.

    “I did knock! With my foot! The door broke though.”

    “THAT’S NOT KNOCKING, THAT’S HOME INVASION, YOU DAMNED—”

    “Don’t blame me, blame gravity!” Luffy laughed, rolling down the mast like the world’s most powerful bouncy ball, landing with a rubbery boing right in front of the two very, very exposed, very, very murdery men. “Anyway, you two are boyfriends now! Yay! Let’s have cake!”

    Or, everything was normal, until Luffy screamed the word “boyfriends” and the world exploded.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    Funniest shit ive ever read