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In a lot of ways, Laios was like a dog.
One of those massive dogs that almost made you think warg, except they're big slobbery messes that want to be lapdogs, not violent killing machines. And the thing about dogs is that they have teeth, muscle, they often want to sit on you despite being twice your size, and they do this thing called resource guarding.
Chilchuck is Laios's picklock, and a resource worth guarding.
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09 May 2026
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"None of this is funny. That's why you should laugh."
Olathe is done. After Buddy Armstrong's rampage brought it to its knees, the last few scraps of civilization rotted and died. But Buddy herself is still around, with trumpet and child in tow. Her journey across the ruined land carries her to the very edge of the world and the secrets that lay there, where she will learn if there is anything about Olathe, or herself, that's still worth saving.
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27 Apr 2026
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THAT OLD TIME HOLIDAY CHEER: or, Viscum album, Ilex aquifolium (Mistletoe, holly) by prettymanly, twopunch for
Fandoms: Eisenhorn Series - Dan Abnett, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer 40.000
20 Dec 2012
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After a disastrous case, Eisenhorn decides to lay low in the quiet city of Teselskap and recuperate with a lot of time in the hot springs before his next move. Underneath the merry celebrations of the annual Yule Day festivities, however, lies a darker secret that duty and compassion (and heavy hints from a malevolent daemonhost) compels Eisenhorn to start a new investigation.
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21 Mar 2026
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Malum Somnium by AlizebethBequin
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Eisenhorn Series - Dan Abnett
28 Dec 2021
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Gregor Eisenhorn is suffering from nightmares-- he knows exactly who can help, but has Eisenhorn ever been able to ask for what he needs? Maybe, just maybe, over a glass or two of amasec.
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21 Mar 2026
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Candlemas With Cherubael by punchdrunkard (twopunch)
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Eisenhorn Series - Dan Abnett
22 Dec 2011
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Inquisitor Eisenhorn and Cherubael spend Candlemas together, whether they want to or not.
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21 Mar 2026