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    “It’s called a ‘butt dial,’ Angel. A ‘booty call’ is something else.”

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    01 Feb 2024

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    Aziraphale is finally ready to act on his feelings for Crowley. He’s just not quite sure how to get started. However, he has read a great many romance novels.

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    30 Jan 2024

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    It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.

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    29 Jan 2024

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    Rec'd by MS

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    29 Jan 2024

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    22 Jan 2024

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    The sensations that aren’t his settle over Crowley’s body like a mist, simultaneously feeling and not-feeling them. It’s, quite frankly, the biggest fucking tease that Crowley has ever experienced; his body is receiving the signals his brain is sending loud and clear but it’s not enough. He can’t feel exactly what Aziraphale is doing to his own body, only the shimmering rush of endorphins it leaves in its wake, but his mind is doing a very good job of filling in the blanks and, all things considered, he’s perhaps the most achingly hard he’s been in his life.

     

     

    Crowley is horny and takes a little delve into Aziraphale's mind to help him along his way. Turns out, Aziraphale's doing the same.

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    12 Jan 2024

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    A series of short one-shots for Good Omens:

    Ch.2 - Aziraphale contemplates after their first time together, an angel's thoughts do not pause for the afterglow. Predictably, Crowley sleeps.
    Ch.3 - Crowley always knew he'd meet his end someday, he just never expected Aziraphale to be the one to end him. But what a way to go.
    Ch.4 - Getting to touch Aziraphale for the first time, really touch him, is nothing like Crowley expects.
    Ch.5 - One should always have a care when waking a sleeping demon.
    Ch.6 - Crowley has never been very good at learning his lesson.
    Ch.7 - Aziraphale only wanted Crowley to be still. What he got was an unexpected interest in the demon's hair.
    Ch.8 - It's not like Crowley needed to hear Aziraphale was a virgin. He got the memo, thanks.
    Ch.9 - There was something about the aftermath of sexual intercourse that made random thoughts percolate through Aziraphale’s mind.
    Ch.10 - Aziraphale was not jealous, thank you. He simply did not like bad manners and THAT human who stole his chair? His manners were appalling and he should be sorry for it. It would also be appreciated if Crowley would stop enjoying this as soon as possible.

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    06 Jan 2024

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    From a Hobbitkink prompt:

    The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

    The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.

    (Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

     

    (Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

    ~**~

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    01 Jan 2024

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    In an alternate reality, Erebor was never taken by Smaug, and the War of Dwarves and Orcs never happened. The Orcs invaded the Shire, slaughtering hundreds and taking countless more as slaves. Bilbo is slave to Azog, the Dwarf King's mortal enemy... until the Dwarf King rescues him.

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    01 Jan 2024

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    17 Nov 2023

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    For this prompt in the Hobbit Kink Meme: "In one of his interviews Richard Armitage admitted that he didn't unpack for the first three weeks of filming, because he believed he wasn't good enough for Thorin's role."

    Notes: This is a second fill to the prompt, the first was lovely as well. Thanks to my lovely proofreader.

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    26 May 2013

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    Feet were sacred to dwarves, and Thorin had always done his best to adhere to the rules and keep his feet to himself.

    And then comes along Bilbo Baggins with his ever bare feet, and Thorin suddenly finds he can't think of anything else.

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    07 Apr 2013

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    Hobbit foot fetish

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    In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

    He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

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    01 Apr 2013

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    It's not that Dwalin is unfamiliar with the tradition of bridal kidnapping, and the rules governing the ritual. It's just that this is... not exactly how he expected it to go.

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    01 Apr 2013

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