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either way you turn by t4tarmandaniel (killtheparty)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Aug 2024
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“And what,” he manages, “are you- providing, exactly?”
“An opportunity,” Armand says, pulling back to speak. “To finally be… interesting.”(or, armand tries his hand at retribution. daniel’s along for the ride.)
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like a real fucking starfire by chandeliersandcaviar (killtheparty)
Fandoms: Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy
05 Mar 2024
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anatole is content. but contention does not deter curiosity, and anatole is so very curious.
(or, what if anatole wanted to very affectionately top fedya)
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Wilbur’s alive. Excited and vibrant, less human than live-wire, conducting electricity throughout himself with growing glee. This is why he’s back, he’s sure of it. He needs to make things right.
Quackity’s mouth pulls into a snarl.
“Wilbur, hey. What happened to off my fucking property?”-
The final law of the improbability principle is the law of near enough. This says that if you expand what you mean by a coincidence or improbable event sufficiently, you can make it as likely as you want.
(or, did they or didn’t they?)
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“Unbelievable. You really just don’t know when to fucking stop, do you?”
“Hm,” Wilbur hums, daring a look upwards into Quackity’s unforgiving eyes. “Sounds like more of your problem than mine.”
His growing boldness is abruptly kicked all the way back to square one as Quackity, for the first time since their, ahem, last meeting, touches him, fingers grazing over his chest before clamping into a fist in his shirt.
“Oh, I’ll make it your fucking problem, Soot.”-
or, wilbur needs punishing. quackity’s just the man for the job.
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and all i ever want (is breaking me apart) by dizzyizzy (killtheparty)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Dec 2022
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Izzy isn’t gonna think about it. He’s not thinking about it. He’s just touching the stupid thing until it fucks back off, and then he can continue to act like a normal goddamn human being and maybe get some bloody sleep for once.
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(He thinks about it.)
or, izzy needs some alone time. surprise, surprise, his thoughts won’t let him be.
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minecraft but all these people are sad (ross's dsmp works) by killtheparty
Fandom Dream SMP
11 May 2023
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all my sfw works with characters from the dream smp, compiled into a series for your reading pleasure! always c not cc, typically wilbur, tommy, quackity, or tubbo centric, both in-universe and au.
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want my blood inside of you (c!tntduo porn with feelings) by transrev (killtheparty)
Fandom Dream SMP
02 Jan 2023
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a mundaneish dsmp analysis and rewrite, focusing on wilbur, mental illness, gender, creation, destruction, and finding a home.
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Dan asked Herbert the same question again one night, playing with his fingers in bed. “Am I going to Hell?”
Herbert had sighed tiredly. They’d been over this. At this point, Dan should have made his peace; he’d either punish himself until the end of his days, or he’d set himself free. Herbert was sick of the attention afforded to this particular fallacy, anyway. And yet, that night, he chose a new answer.
“Who knows,” Herbert said, “but I’ll be there, too.”
He expected a spark of fear in Dan’s eyes, but instead, he saw only relief. Dan pressed Herbert’s hand to his mouth.
Now, 9 months later, sitting alone in the cold basement, just one floor below Dan and his perfect girlfriend, Herbert would like to change his answer.
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- Part 4 of come sail away to danbert islands..
Bookmarked by killtheparty
13 Apr 2026
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Herbert has the house to himself. Dan had received a call that a distant relative died and left him everything, so he left for a week to take care of it. Since Herbert and Dan met 5 years ago, they have never gone more than a day without seeing each other. In fact, they’re so close, it had driven them to insanity multiple times; the only thing worse than that is being apart.
About a week. 7.37 days. 177 hours. 10,620 minutes. 637,200 seconds. But it’s not like Herbert’s counting.
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- Part 5 of come sail away to danbert islands..
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Rorschach lives, but it's not a happy ending story. After all, nothing ever ends.
aka finding out how many iterations of the same scenario this fandom can withstand before it turns into a haruhi suzumiya episode.
Bookmarked by killtheparty
28 Feb 2026
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Just some horrible, no good, god awful people having a horrible, no good, god awful time in March '77.
Bookmarked by killtheparty
28 Feb 2026
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On a hot night in 1977, congress passes a law banning costumed vigilantism, and Rorschach gives Dan an ultimatum.
Bookmarked by killtheparty
17 Feb 2026