lemon_teacake



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  1. Summary

    All about Amelia post-escape. Title taken from "Vogue" by KMFDM.

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  2. Summary

    Canon-divergence from events described in the Outlast Trials documents. These fics do not have to be read in any particular order, but they are arranged chronologically.

    Features trans man Clyde Perry.

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  3. Summary

    DARK exploration of a "Negan wins" scenario. Heavy emphasis on Rick/Negan, Negan/Carl, Rick/Carl, AND Negan/Carl/Rick. Read at your own discretion.

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  4. Summary

    Negan/Rick fics without a consistent storyline other than horniness and Rick’s delicious season 7 blend of fury and powerlessness. Title from KMFDM’s song “You’re No Good”.

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    Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.

     

    “I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.

    “No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”

    “I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”

    Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Rocky states his proposal as soon as Grace has one foot in the ladder, and Grace misses the next rung and almost cracks his head against the side of his bed in shock.

    There is no way Rocky had actually said what Grace thought he heard, just now. “You…you want to what? For science?!”

    Rocky tsks, like Grace has taken the implications way out of proportion. “Experiment,” he stresses. “Logical, methodical experiment. You make it sound… unreasonable.”

    Grace explodes. “Unreasonable! Unreasonable! You want to stick your hand up my ass!”

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Hoffman calls Lawrence for help with stitching up his face after his encounter with the reverse bear-trap.

    Lawrence agrees to walk him through the process over the phone, but his newly-developed sadistic urges make it impossible to remain professional.

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    04 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    There is no escaping the darkness.

    Girls like you aren’t meant to stay in the light for long, the shadow speaks to her.

    Bob x Yelena x The Void

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    25 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    what Mel's relaxing weekend to herself was supposed to be: laundry, self-care, housework, maybe watching a several hour long video essay

    what Mel's relaxing weekend to herself turned into: day drinking, an overactive group chat, bad television

    and frequently

    frequently masturbating while thinking about her coworkers.

    (or: the one where Mel orgasms herself into self-confidence)

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    28 Apr 2025