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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    09 Apr 2026

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    holy balls i’m gonna cry this is so well written and characterized i want to live here forever 😭😭 ilya is so believably cocky and a little naive but truly so sweet, shane’s so well characterized as awkward but matured into his needs. i just wish we got to have him blow up at hayden or come out to jackie, they were so fleshed out as a couple i really loved them. rip they tried

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    Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.

    So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.

    Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
    Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

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    05 Apr 2026

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    maybe it’s good, maybe i’m just high

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    troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
    Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    kari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
    the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    vi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
    you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverparty

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    11 Mar 2026

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    absolutely hilarious, somehow did not see the reveal coming 💀💀

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    Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    gagathon. literally hilarious retelling of show events but more hijinks

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    "Is this like - a prank?" Shane finally asked, looking down at the underwear again. For such a small piece of fabric they felt like they were drawing their own gravitational pull in the room, had their own centre of gravity. There was a little heart charm on them, sitting in the middle front hem as a decoration.

    "No," Ilya answered steadily, and when Shane looked back up his eyes were still locked on him.

    "Then what is it?" Shane asked, touching the fabric again and dragging them a little to the side, like maybe they were hiding something that would make him understand.

    "A present. For you," Ilya explained, in that bored tone like he'd said it all before. Which technically he had, but it didn't make Shane understand it any better.

    Shane must have looked even more confused, because Ilya tutted and spoke up again.

    "To wear, Shane, you have heard of underwear, yes?"

    or the one where ilya buys his fwb, totally casual situationship shane a pair of panties to try

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    25 Feb 2026

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    so fucking funny hell yeah