never_gonna_learn



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    What would you do if you woke up in an 12-year-old's body with adult memories and the knowledge that you're supposed to be a villain?
    A 34-year-old mother from 2025 dies and awakens as Petunia Evans in 1971. She knows exactly how this story is supposed to go—Petunia becomes bitter, magic-hating, and crucial to Harry Potter's survival. So she tries to change nothing. Stay invisible. Let events unfold.
    Then she gets Sorted into Slytherin.
    Now she's mastering magic she's not supposed to have, forming impossible friendships across house lines, and discovering that erasing a child's memories comes with consequences no one warned her about. Her Seer visions are getting darker, her failed Animagus transformation is changing her into something inhuman, and her desperate attempts to preserve the timeline are creating entirely new disasters.
    Some knowledge is too dangerous to keep. Some futures are too important to save.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    A Star Wars AU telling the tale of Obi-Wan and his Padawan Kira-Lin.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Ahsoka Tano told Din to bring Grogu to the Seeing Stone on Tython, and Grogu would be able to call out to other Jedi. Ahsoka Tano did not say that other Jedi might call out to him or that the pillar of blue light was actually a type of planetary transportation.

    Din ends up on a planet he's never heard of with nothing but his armor and his child. A lot has changed but his mandate hasn't. He must reunite Grogu with one of his kind. But first, he has to help these ade win a civil war against the dar'buir who abandoned them.

    AKA Din goes back in time and doesn't realize it. He meets some other Mandalorians, gains another child, and then goes to Tatooine, because it's familiar enough to be called home.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    The rumours, when they started, were quiet, tentative.

    They were whispered in the dead of night between brothers sharing bunkrooms, passed down from veteran to shiny. They were a comfort when the battle turned and all seemed hopeless. Then the first lost brothers came back and the rumours amongst the clones grew confident, grew louder, became shouts.

    Do not be afraid, they said. Do not be afraid if you are hurt and alone.

    The Relief Corps will find you. The Relief Corps will save you.

    In which a Jedi forced into war refuses to give up on her values and a clone Captain learns there’s more to life than scrapping clankers and sometimes that’s enough to change the fate of the galaxy.

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    31 Mar 2026