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Professor Potter and his Magical Menagerie by dracogotgame
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2016
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Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.
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24 Apr 2026
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Trouble with your tie, Potter? by tenthousandyears for Discessio
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2022
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The last thing Harry expects when Slughorn partners him up with Zabini is Malfoy shooting them furious looks throughout the whole class and then unceremoniously snogging Harry in the corridor.
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24 Apr 2026
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Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.
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24 Apr 2026
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time travel fics set in the era of the Golden Trio, so the run of the regular books. most will follow the same story line, but i might throw in some other fics like my "seer" harry idea, as long as there is time travel and it takes place in this era.
updates are extremely sporadic
the one shot storyline is as follows:
"The Chaos Class"
"Oops! All Slytherins!"
"Around the World (in Seven Years)"
"Moonwalking and Other Insane Things the Muggles Did While We Weren't Looking"
"A Dubious Quantity of Eggs" (the final one for the loop group)- Words:
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23 Apr 2026
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After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.
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22 Apr 2026