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My ficticious husband just showed up at my office party?!? by KizuKatana for damshtrina
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Mar 2026
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Look, it wasn’t like Wei Ying meant to get so deep into the lie.
He'd started out by simply saying ‘sorry, I’m taken’ when anyone asked him out.
He hadn’t really been expecting to have to answer follow up questions from his co-workers like: ‘Is it serious? What do they do for work? Do they live in town? How did you meet? What are they like?’
Wei Ying did not have a great memory for things outside of engineering and product design, so there was absolutely no way he was going to be able to keep his story straight if he really just made everything up.
He'd just needed a… a mental model of what a potential partner for him could be like. So his brain had pulled up the memory of a guy in college that he'd always vaguely thought that—if he ever did settle down with someone—it would be like him.
He possibly didn’t realize just how far things had snowballed until one day when one of his colleagues said:
“Hey! I was talking to my cousin the other day and she actually knows your husband. Small world right?”
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Secret Honey by ControversialWarriorCat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Jun 2025
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A new ‘Alpha’ appears at the gym, just Phainon’s type. He is beautiful, gorgeous, and the best thing ever. However, there’s secrets he holds and Phainon stumbles into them and tries his best to help.
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21 Mar 2026
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So Stiles may be having a bad day. Or a week. Or a semester. But he knows he just needs to blow off some steam and then he will be better than ever. And accosting a random guy and blurting out his entire life story? That sounds like the perfect idea!
And as it turned out, it was.
Or, Stiles rants a lot and then Peter feeds him. And soulmates.
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Stiles....goes a bit overboard at Christmas. He knows this. His dad knows this. Scott knows this. The pack...does not.
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Stiles is going to give the pack a great Christmas whether they like it or not. And if special attention is paid to Peter, well...
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Stiles is less than amused. College was supposed to be a mix of frantic studying, taking 8:00 a.m. classes and regretting it, and driving back to Beacon Hills every other weekend to see his dad and Peter. He was supposed to be pulling all-nighters fueled on candy and energy drinks, making new friends, and flying through his prerequisites as fast as humanly possible. He'd planned for that, he'd been ready.
He hadn't been ready for Peter to dump him.
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From TFLN, "FYI telling a guy you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj is NOT a compliment"