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the burger king sign still flickers at the end of the world by polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
06 Feb 2026
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old crack-treated-seriously au me and my friend wrote AGES ago. more to come
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Beef unknowingly starts the apocalypse, and the hermits do what they can to survive as the world ends around them.
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hi these are just rlly short snippets i wrote several years ago about grian's season 6 entrance to hermitcraft.. feat. my favorite watcher trio (whos lore exists only in my own head)
these are unfinished writing samples!!!
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There Goes My Favorite Pair of Shoes by Amena3261, polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
25 Oct 2022
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“Look on the brightside, Jevin! At least there are no mobs,” the blond muttered to himself, refusing to acknowledge how creeped out he felt. He ignored the squelching sound of his footsteps in the mud that seemed much louder now that he was, apparently, the only entity for miles.
Maybe he should be grateful for the lack of mobs. If he were to be killed now there was no way he’d find his items before they despawn.
Maybe, just maybe, Jevin was utterly and hopelessly lost.
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Or, Jevin's adventure in the swamp!Series
- Part 1 of yeah its a god au
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Etho walks through the snow fort, and everything is wrong.
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there is a player in cleo's house, and she wants him to leave by polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF
09 Feb 2022
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There was a man in Cleo’s house.
Normally that wouldn’t be strange; a majority of zombies tend to live in hordes with a “what’s mine is yours” mentality. Often she’ll come home to find one of her kind- her family- passed out on the couch, or rifling through her chests for food, or simply taking shelter from the sun.
“Get out of my house?”
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heya :) first fic, also first thing ive written in a long time (uhoh). im bad at dialogue and joe is extremely out of character lol
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almost exactly what you'd expect for a god au
updates may be slow, patience is appreciated!
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Sleepwalkers by ArwaMachine for simplyclockwork
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
25 May 2021
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Five times Sherlock and John share a bed after a near-death experience, and one time they share a bed for…other reasons.
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Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
29 Apr 2026
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oh, i'm feeling all brand new by itooaminthisepisode (silasthylacine)
Fandoms: House M.D.
11 Oct 2025
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'Wilson eyes his bare torso in the bathroom mirror with a mixture of trepidation and disbelief. He turns himself this way and that, unable to quite accept what he's seeing.
He looks like he has breasts.'
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Wilson's been noticing a few changes about himself, and elects to ignore it - that is, until he realises exactly who's behind it.
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Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
10 Apr 2026
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"Ratio~" Aventurine draws out the final vowel. "I already ruined one of my favorite pairs of pants for this. Can't you at least indulge me for a brief experiment?"
"It will not be brief," Ratio shoots back, irritated enough that it's guaranteed he's already bricked up in those well-tailored slacks of his. "Perverted little miscreant."
Aventurine's curiosity about the Dreampools leads him to test a theory: if your pussy is getting absolutely obliterated by one Dr. Veritas Ratio in reality, can your dream pussy feel it, too?
Of course, one can't simply walk into Penacony naked. Even in the gilded land of festivity and arguable debauchery, there are standards of decency to uphold. But Aventurine has come well-prepared. And if a lucky onlooker happens to get an eyeful, well... he's counting on that.
Naturally, the one curveball in his plan Aventurine doesn't expect comes from the handsome doctor himself.
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- Part 1 of A Magic Kind of Medicine
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
10 Apr 2026
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wouldn't you like to know? by ashaleya-birb (ashush)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“Aventurine,” Ratio says, gravely, “The piercing is on my penis.”
And purely because he wouldn’t have risen to the heights of luxury without being utterly shameless, he has the gall to request, “...Show me anyway?”
It is, indeed, a very shameless request to ask of someone. Luckily for him, as it always is, Ratio doesn’t quite mind; whether that was because it didn’t matter where piercings were done, art is art and all that, or that he just drank enough glasses of wine to give him liquid courage. Both possibilities are entirely debatable. He hesitates for a second though, yet ultimately decides the best course of action was to begin tugging down the gray sweatpants, letting it pool around his knees.
Fuck it, he might as well drool.
Ratio has a few secrets up his sleeve, on his back, and inside his pants. All in the name of simply appreciating the aesthetics of body art, a gallery of ink painted on flesh and precious gold etched within it, while spreading knowledge along the cosmos.
or: Aventurine’s (not-at-all biased) artistic critique of Ratio’s body.
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
07 Apr 2026
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“Just to make sure I’m getting this right,” Ifa started again. “Your grandma wanted me to come over so that we could have sex?”
“She said she’d find someone suitable. Guess she actually does like you.” Ororon patted Ifa’s thigh. “Nice one, dude!”Ifa helps Ororon through the mating cycle that he didn't know existed.
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
07 Mar 2026