preoccupied_educator



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    2,232
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
  2. Words:
    873
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m sorry, but my answer is no. Someone else might be willing to switch if you ask.”

    “I can’t believe—this is unacceptable! I’m going to call the flight attendant over and get this sorted out right now!”

    Flustered and cornered, Shane injects his Captain Voice into the conversation. “Ma’am, I understand that you’re upset, but I paid for this seat and am going to stay here. You’ll have to find someone else willing to change places or just fly with the seat you booked. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you.”

    She hisses like a goddamn tea kettle, and starts to say, “You are the most selfish man I’ve ever—” when another voice behind her says, “You are blocking my seat. Move.”

    Shane and the woman turn to assess the new arrival. It turns out that his seat partner is well above six feet tall, ripped as hell, and knows how to deliver an excellent bitch face. He’s also the hottest man that Shane has ever seen in real life, including a chance run-in with Jensen Ackles at a Stars game.

    Or, still!famous Shane meets non!famous Ilya on a cursed flight from Ottawa to Boston and kind of (totally) falls in love with him at first sight (and first chirp)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    13
    Comments:
    506
    Kudos:
    17,126
    Bookmarks:
    3,850
    Hits:
    134,659

    13 May 2026

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,191
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    593
    Kudos:
    2,918
    Bookmarks:
    943
    Hits:
    23,373

    13 May 2026

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

    ----

    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,304
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    4,512
    Kudos:
    12,542
    Bookmarks:
    4,111
    Hits:
    179,746

    08 May 2026

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack.

    The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before.

    He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends.

    He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.

    Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    490
    Kudos:
    5,682
    Bookmarks:
    1,503
    Hits:
    36,372

    06 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Time loop my beloved 🫶🏻

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    The first thing you should know about time loops is that they’re really fucking hard to break. The second thing is that you can never break one in such a way that it is incapable of returning.

    The third thing you should know is that everyone around you has probably been stuck in a time loop at one point or another, and they made it out alive. This is only comforting if you’re a numbers guy, or if you’re the kind of guy who talks to others about how it feels to live the same day over and over and over and over and over and over again.

    Shame if you’re not; the most important thing you should know about breaking a time loop is that it helps to tell someone you’re trapped in one in the first place.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,873
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    846
    Kudos:
    3,573
    Bookmarks:
    1,136
    Hits:
    62,034

    05 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The time loop fic that’s not about a time loop at all, but it does hold a very fucking profound paragraph about Schrödinger’s cat that is going to sit with me for a very very long time.