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  1. Rec 60

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    You're trapped here forever...and you fail to see how that's such a bad thing. Of course, this Caine guy gives you the heebie-jeebies. You can't IMAGINE ever warming up to a wacky little computer guy. A silly little...a silly little dude. Ugh. He's so creepy...
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    19 Apr 2026

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    You just wanted to do some fun research for your Masters degree. And now you're stuck in a digital nightmare. Maybe next time you'll think twice before breaking into an abandoned building...

    If there is a next time.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Yours and Caine’s relationship has been going steady with very few bumps in the road, although it’s no secret Caine feels hindered by his inhumanity. Despite your assurances, Caine is determined to satisfy your every need... but he may have bit off more than he could chew once he realizes how intense intimacy can really be.

    Ah well, the show must go on!

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    01 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 4

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    “Oh, my collection?” Nova turned to face the massive bookshelf that was chock full of stuffed animals. “Yup, I try to get one from every industrialized planet we visit! As a keepsake, y’know?”

    (Chiro has a nightmare. Nova's pretty good at handling that sort of thing.)

    (Originally written for the SRMTHFG 20th anniversary zine, Holy Shuggazine!)

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    22 Oct 2025

  5. Rec 5

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    Commander Peepers always prided himself on his plans. This one was simple: 1. find strong but dumb villain 2. gain his trust 3. amass powerful empire together 4. overthrow him and take the empire for yourself. So simple a child could do it. But not simple enough for Peepers, apparently, and now he lives with the consequences.

    Humiliated, downtrodden, and heartbroken, he makes a Hail Mary call to a shoddy hotline that promises "life-changing inspiration," not even expecting an answer. But a deal that's too good to be true almost always is, and Peepers finds himself under the thumb of a villain more sinister than he or Hater could ever dream of being and with ambitions bigger than the galaxy, or even the universe.

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    18 Oct 2025