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    “I’m always cute,” Alex kisses the mole on Henry’s cheekbone.

    “Yeah? Does your work wife tell you that?” Henry grumbles.

    “I don’t have a work wife,” Alex breathes out, smiling against his mouth. “Why need one when I got the real deal waiting at home for me,” He licks at the mole on Henry’s upper lip. “All pretty and mine for the taking?”

    in which henry wants to be alex's wife, in so many words. alex wants all that and more. their relationship ebbs and flows.

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    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ohhhhh yes

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    “I don’t want you, I don’t want anything to do with you, Alexander,” Henry breathes out, his breath ghosting over Alex’s lips. “I just want to feel good.”

    “Perfect,” Alex grins. “I want the exact same thing, Fox.”

    henry and alex hate each other. when they're forced to share a hotel room and a bed for a night, they fuck about it.

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    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yay :))))

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    “Like I said: Alphas really don’t know how to fuck.”

    “And like I said,” Alex sets down his mug and steps closer to Henry. “I can fuck and I know how to fuck you so well, you’ll see stars, baby.”

    henry, an omega, hasn’t had good sex in a long time. as his alpha roommate and friend, alex can help with that. in a totally platonic bro way, of course.

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    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YESSSSSSSSS

  4. Rec 50

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    Alex Claremont-Diaz, FSOTUS, alpha, total wild card, and a very loud omega-rights advocate, discovers Prince Henry's secret at a White House party.

    Prince Henry, desperate to get rid of the heavy suppressant, offers a deal: Alex helps him through his heats. No strings, no romance, just pleasure and relief.

    It’s supposed to stay simple.

    Except it doesn’t.

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    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so good omgggggg

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    It really, really shouldn’t be this easy. Not the dynamic, but— Alex.

    Henry wants to bathe in it. Wants to keep it locked up just as much as he wants to show it off. Wants to care for it—care for him, wants to round up anyone who’s ever had the pleasure of seeing Alex this way and rip the memory from their greedy, ungrateful, undeserving hands.

    Keep it for himself instead, where it’s beginning to feel like it belongs.

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    Henry's always struggled to get past the inevitable road bump of his classification when it comes to finding a partner. In an ideal world, that sort of thing wouldn't matter. He'd be able to walk into a bar and find someone to take home, wouldn't have to bother with anything aside from just good, casual sex between two people— status aside.

    He's not really expecting to find that sort of thing at all, but he's certainly not expecting Alex Claremont-Diaz to be the one that makes all of his wildest dreams come true.

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    25 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh yeeessss