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Ten million galleons in exchange for teaching Draco Malfoy the finer arts of sexual pleasure before his wedding.
For an entire year. In secret. While he’s betrothed to someone else.
What could go wrong?
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The Marriage Program offers a path to meaningful, long lasting partnerships. For all of those who have experienced disruption and loneliness due to the war, by The Marriage Program removing traditionally hard barriers to finding connections it provides all eligible participants with the opportunity to build strong and long lasting relationships without the delays typically associated with dating or courtship.
The Wizarding world is ecstatic over the new marriage law that's cleverly being passed as a new trendy way to meet your forever match. Only Hermione seems to be able to see or care for what it really is, a ploy to regrow the dying population.
Everyone ridicules Hermione, telling her to let it go as shes exempt from The Marriage Program due to her engagement. That is, until she wakes up to an official letter from the Ministry with a date set and scheduled for her marriage to her new anonymous match that has been assigned after Ron fails to return home after a stag night out with his friends.
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on-again, off-again by sodamnrad - a Podfic by LucyHyde, OllivandersVoices for sodamnrad
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Mar 2026
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Granger,
Why does everyone think we’re dating?
–DracoI’m handling it.
–HermioneThat doesn’t answer my question.
Hermione starts a rumour, and Draco winds up with a pretend girlfriend. And when they break up, they can't help but get back together again, and again, and again.
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28 Apr 2026
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Dating Draco Malfoy was supposed to be the fun part. And Hermione Granger finally had the dream setup: colleague turned friend turned toe-curling lover, all wrapped in one gorgeous package. She was ready for lazy Sundays, morning shags, and maybe even splitting a library card.
Then, Narcissa Malfoy found out.
Now, between staged outings and absurd Pureblood traditions, Hermione has to wonder: is surviving Narcissa's matchmaking madness worth it? Because there's love, and then there's (societal) war.
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- Part 2 of The Agenda Series
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28 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy had survived ten years of working with Hermione Granger without once confessing his attraction, his inexperience, or his increasingly alarming thoughts about her snog-able mouth.
All it took to ruin that streak was one drunken night and a single, ill-advised offer.
Now, there’s a seven-day sex agenda, a baffling number of lessons for his deflowering, and the discovery that Hermione Granger—queen of the swots, trusted colleague, long-time friend, and carefully catalogued as strictly platonic—is a variable no amount of planning can account for.
Love, it turns out, does not follow methodology.
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- Part 3 of The Agenda Series