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   Group Chat: archival ASSisstants by dduucckk

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   03 Jul 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Martin Blackwood/Sasha James/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist/Tim Stoker
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Sasha James
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • also other characters probably but ill add them as they come up
   • Texting
   • mid season 1
   • thats when it starts anyway idk what the whole timeline will be
   • we'll see ig !!
   • Fluff
   • theyre all trans every single one of them
   • he/they jon
   • they/them sasha
   • he/she/they tim
   • he/him martin but not in a cis way
   • Polyamory
   • they r all in love what can I say
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • ish
   • Sort Of

   Summary

   martin: i hate you two so much

   tim: MARTIN

   sasha: MARTIN

   martin: he kept giving me the worst look when my phone kept buzzing it’s gonna be your guys’s funerals not mine
   martin: i should be allowed some pipe murder i think

   sasha: awww we love you too

   Language:

   English

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   14,611

   Chapters:

   23/23

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   Gerry, Please Stop Juuling In The Archives by threefuckerstrytowrite

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   07 Nov 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Martin Blackwood/Tim Stoker
   • Sasha James/ Happiness
   • Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
   • Gerard Keay/Michael | The Distortion
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist/Tim Stoker
   • Martin Blackwood / Gerard Keay /Michael | The Distortion
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist/Tim Stoker/Gerard Keay/Michael | The Distortion
   • Oliver Banks/Michael "Mike" Crew
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Sasha James
   • Gerard Keay
   • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Jane Prentiss
   • Michael "Mike" Crew
   • Oliver Banks
   • Nikola Orsinov
   • The Toy Soldier (The Mechanisms)
   • Annabelle Cane
   • Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)
   • Jonny d'Ville
   • Basira Hussain
   • Ashes O'Reilly
   • Drumbot Brian
   • Ivy Alexandria
   • Raphaella la Cognizi
   • Elias Bouchard
   • Peter Lukas
   • Helen | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Nastya Rasputina
   • Marius von Raum
   • Canon has been taken out back and shot
   • chatfic
   • crackfic
   • Crack Taken Seriously
   • Slow Burn
   • Poly
   • canon-typical worm
   • non-canon typical worm on a string
   • Fix It Fic
   • No beta we kayak like Tim
   • martim
   • gerrymichael
   • I call ‘em hover hands
   • maybe we’ll combine them who knows
   • jon’s also here
   • sasha is aro
   • Canon Asexual Character
   • ADHD
   • (both us and the characters)
   • Multiple Authors
   • no angst with a happy ending
   • actually we lie
   • little bit of angst with a happy ending
   • hurt comfort but mostly comfort
   • the mechs were jon’s college band
   • nikola is the toy soldier
   • basira is ashes
   • have we listened to the magnus archives? It’s debatable
   • we are all gay asf
   • the avatars have a group chat
   • and have cancelled eliass bitchard
   • still simp for elias tho
   • disaster bi Tim
   • three fuckers try to write a fic
   • the magnus archives but martin thinks its a romcom and everyone else thinks its a horror

   Summary

   In which chats are made, texts are sent, Martin pines, Tim pines, Gerry pines, Michael Pines, Jon also, actually fuck it, everyone except Sasha pines. The avatars are done with their shit, and Elias isn’t allowed in the fun group chats.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Gays Please Stop Being Useless In The Archives

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   50,138

   Chapters:

   35/?

   Comments:

   882

   Kudos:

   1,175

   Bookmarks:

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   jimmy magma just joined. party’s over. by crowleyscocoa

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jun 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist
   • Melanie King/Georgie Barker
   • Elias Bouchard/Peter Lukas
   • Basira Hussain/Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Tim Stoker
   • Sasha James
   • Elias Bouchard
   • Georgie Barker
   • Melanie King
   • Basira Hussain
   • Alice “Daisy” Tonner
   • Jane Prentiss (kinda)
   • the Admiral
   • Peter Lukas
   • more to come probably
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • canon isn’t real it cannot hurt you here
   • Crack
   • Crack Taken Seriously
   • Little a fluff as a treat
   • Discord Au
   • Texting
   • Drunk Texting
   • the other avatars mostly show up as server bots
   • Pining
   • slow burn but speed run at the same time
   • tim types exactly like i do bc i said so
   • drinking game: take a shot every time tim bullies martin for being gay
   • oh yeah there’s lots of gay jokes cause this is just how my friends and i talk
   • Brace yourself
   • cw: alcohol + swearing + typos + panic attacks + food mention + mild sexual content
   • (nothing happens for that last one tim just makes some jokes)
   • Good Cows
   • author is unfortunately american pls be understanding
   • The Mechanisms Were The Archivist's College Band
   • i love how that’s a tag
   • Canon-Typical Stuttering
   • Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives)

   Summary

   ♡Sasha♡: Tim i just messaged you
   tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): bet!
   tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LMAOOKGDJDBDHS FUCK OH MY GODHDGS
   tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): HIS FACE IM ABOUT TO LOSE IT SHSBDBS MARTIK IN THE BACKGTOUND TOO
   tim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): FUCK IM GONNS PISS MY PANTS THATS PERFECTSFS

   or: the archives staff make a discord server. it goes exactly how you would expect.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   9/?

   Comments:

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   At Least I Have Nothing by ambrosed

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   17 Sep 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Nikola Orsinov & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Oliver Banks & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Georgie Barker & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Oliver Banks/Graham Folger
   • Fear Entity Avatar Ensemble & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Sasha James
   • Nikola Orsinov
   • Oliver Banks
   • Georgie Barker
   • Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus
   • Graham Folger
   • Peter Lukas
   • Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Alice "Daisy" Tonner
   • Helen | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Annabelle Cane
   • Elias Bouchard
   • Gerard Keay
   • Gertrude Robinson
   • Stranger Entities Breekon and Hope (The Magnus Archives)
   • Melanie King
   • Jane Prentiss
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • chatfic
   • i just like chatfics lmao
   • The Beholding Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
   • The Lonely Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
   • The Stranger Fear Entity (The Magnus Archives)
   • Elias Bouchard Being a Bastard
   • Homestuck Chat Names
   • be warned of that
   • Monster Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Trans Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • those last two arent important to the story but theyre important to me
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Has ADHD
   • jonathan sim's self destructive tendencies
   • (they are A Lot)
   • she/they/it pronouns for Nikola Orsinov
   • Beholding Avatar Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Web Avatar Martin Blackwood
   • canon-typical stalking
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Memory Loss
   • The Magnus Archives (Podcast) as a Workplace Comedy
   • Desolation Avatar Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Spiral Avatar Sasha James

   Summary

   ectoBiologist: Nikola help

   ectoBiologist: I was an asshole to my coworkers in the chat I created for us what do I do now

   terminallyCapricious: Now Why Would You Do That ?

   ectoBiologist: I PANICKED OKAY

   --

   OR Your ordinary chatfic where jon is already an eye avatar when he joins the institute and is friends with many of those who tried to kill him in canon

   Series

   • Part 1 of I Know The True Joy (Of Sorrow)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,289

   Chapters:

   10/?

   Collections:

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   Comments:

   174

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   1,196

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   A Crew or Two by fourteenfandomfan

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   10 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist
   • Martin Blackwood
   • Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives)
   • Sasha James
   • Georgie Barker
   • the mechs but not actually them
   • and most of them only a little
   • Georgie is Nastya
   • I wrote ashes like Basira but didn't confirm it
   • The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band
   • a bit of implied Martin likes Jon
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • there are cws in the notes that you should read but nothing bad
   • Fluff
   • kind of crack
   • obligatory mechs as Jon's band fic
   • because i love them

   Summary

   A message sent to the wrong chat sends Jon down an unexpected path that ends up with him at work with some very spiky eyeliner on and a few too many belts.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,205

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

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   Comments:

   40

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   1,224

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   6,683

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