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After trudging through the frozen tundra that is Tokyo in January, Kageyama returns home to a boyfriend eager to help him warm up.
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If I Was A Bad Bitch (I'd Wanna Fuck Me, Too) by teddy_or_something
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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Reki scoffed. “Oh come on,” he said. “Tell me, Langa. If you were a badass snowboarding chick with nice tits and—” he leaned towards Langa to tug at a strand of his— “silky blue hair, you wouldn’t wanna fuck you?”
“I’m not a tit guy,” Langa said, rolling his eyes. He wasn’t going to entertain whatever the hell Reki was trying to get at.
“Okay, a nice ass then,” Reki amended. He swatted weakly at Langa’s shoulder, pouting petulantly. “Come on man, give it some thought!”
Langa gave him the biggest side eye he could muster. “I am not thinking about that.” But he did think about something else. “I’d fuck you if you were a chick,” he looked Reki up and down, ignoring the dumfounded look on his face. “For obvious reasons.”
Langa and Reki discover a new part of their sex life that they hadn't considered before, and it maybe takes a bit too long for them to realize that it's not just a sex thing.
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They walk throughout the maze that is the Toutsuki resort, taking the stairs up through the floors rather than the elevator. Erina has a sneaking suspicion that Souma has an ulterior motive for dragging her away from the kitchen.
Sure enough, once they reach room 714—a suite, how uncharacteristically tasteful of him—he pulls out his keycard and lets them both inside.
“What are we doing here, Souma?” asks Erina, but she already knows.
Souma steps close enough to tower over her, close enough that she can faintly smell his deodorant. She notices the faint scent of a spicy cologne, too, presumably because he isn’t cooking today. “Isn’t it obvious?” he responds, answering question with question. “You need to relax.”
Erina just folds her arms, ignoring the zing! that shoots up her spine when her forearms touch his solid chest. “And you’re going to do that, how?”
Or, Souma is tired of waiting for the "busy" headmistress to get back to him.
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He says "sweetheart" in English.
It's one of his favorite things about dating Langa. His soft voice, his accent, and his vocabulary. He speaks, and Reki is enamored. He speaks in English, and Reki swoons.
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“Reki,” he said, grabbing his wrist and letting himself fall forward onto the other. He could feel their chests moving together where they touched. “I want to try that position. With the leg up.”
All movement ceased as Reki stared at him in disbelief. “With your massive dong? Absolutely not.”
(Reki did not stay true to his word.)
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Langa and Reki and their Increasingly Ridiculous Sexual Encounters by teddy_or_something
Fandom SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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my mind is against me, but you are always by my side by teddy_or_something
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2021
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A series of unconnected bkak angst oneshots in no particular order, mostly based around how they support each other when their thoughts get to be too much.
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Workplace Romance by teddy_or_something
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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Suguru and Satoru are in love with each other. But they're idiots and don't realize it. So, of course, they start having sex by playing gay chicken. Thankfully, sex leads them to gaining an understanding about their feelings. They keep being idiots though. Idiots in love.
Silly but serious fics. Crack treated seriously.
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Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
18 Apr 2026
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The thing is, Satoru doesn’t want to be fucked. He wants to be filled. He wants the intimacy and closeness; the reminder that Suguru is still here. To him, these are distinctly different needs. Suguru understands the subtleties, of course. Understands him. The signs were written in the urgency of his voice when he appeared in the doorway, saw Suguru already untying his kesa, and said, “You’re here. You came.”
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18 Apr 2026
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Satoru loves Suguru Geto.
Who is Suguru Geto? Only the most talented, refined, and magnificent person to ever be born and bless the planet with everything he does.
That’s why he’s been atop the charts for a decade, why Satoru has thrown a portion of every paycheck he’s ever gotten to buy his merch and attend his concerts.
But Satoru is extremely normal about him.
Sure, he is his favorite artist—the best artist of this generation and the subsequent one actually—but that doesn’t mean he’s crazy about him.
After a meet and greet, totally normal fan Satoru gets a surprise DM from his favorite idol and he reacts in the most normal way possible. (AKA preparing his hole.)
Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
18 Apr 2026
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love me not by rosedived for magswrite
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Jun 2025
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“This is what you wanted, right, Satoru?” Suguru says his name, and it sends an electric current down Satoru’s spine, “you wanted to stay in the apartment so bad that you were ready to offer yourself up like a whore for me to use, right?”
“Well, I wouldn’t put it that way—”
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Satoru really hates leaving their apartment whenever Suguru goes into rut. He has an idea about how he can stay for this next one.
Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
16 Apr 2026
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Are you a headless compound? (Cause I want to give you head) by mikusgirlfriend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Oct 2025
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Gojo Satoru’s first thought when he meets Getou Suguru in his English class is that he’s really pretty. Unfortunately, he’s also a massive asshole who seems to hate Satoru. And to top it all off, Getou Suguru smells better than any omega Satoru has ever met.
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Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
16 Apr 2026