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Unity Park by Lispodfics, marigold_13, offthemap, themelonlord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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The Weasley family’s magical theme park will soon open, and a reluctant Hermione Granger has agreed to participate in the promotional material.
No one told her that meant spending the day with her coworker and rival, Draco Malfoy.
Good thing she definitely, absolutely, irrefutably does NOT have a crush on him.
Definitely not.
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What is an alpha supposed to do? Keep their head down, ignore the jabs and jeers, stay out of jail for being born different.
Feral, as they like to call it.
Yoongi knows the status quo.
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it started with the dress, how did it end-up like this by themelonlord
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Aug 2017
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Jimin's life gets infinitely more difficult after his punishment on a variety show.
(alt. jimin learns just how much an outfit can make him feel)
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Jimin offered to stay back and help Yoongi with the choreography, but not only is Yoongi still not getting it, he’s beyond distracted by the way Jimin keeps touching him. Everywhere.
“You okay, hyung? You look a little,” Jimin looks him up and down, licking his lips, “tense.”
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Yoongi is a lot of things, but okay is definitely not one of them
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jimin comes back after being in college.
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aka. you can tell jimin and yoongi have been apart for a little too longSeries
- Part 2 of man on the moon
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the secret not so secret adventures of park jimin by themelonlord
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
16 Jan 2017
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Park Jimin has no idea what he's getting into. It's a wild ride, but with Min Yoongi beside him, he can do anything.
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this is going to be a wild ride of what people want to see. i'm excited to see where this will take me
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forewarned is forearmed by wagamiller
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
24 Jan 2022
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Five times Kate gets distracted by Anthony’s arms (+ one time he notices)
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Bookmarked by themelonlord
25 Feb 2026
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A Dangerous Game by Sea_Dragonfly
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
29 Feb 2024
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"Prove it, then. Seduce me."
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24 Feb 2026
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Rumi was born with her mark.
It's nothing odd; most people are. It just means she's younger than her soulmate - that they're out there, somewhere, and she doesn't have to wait to see what it says. It means that someone in the world was born without the words on their wrist - nothing special, either.
It means she came into this world with someone waiting on her.
And to Rumi, that makes all the difference.
Or: Rumi knows her soulmate could never love someone as monstrous as her.
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Bookmarked by themelonlord
23 Aug 2025
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“Would you perhaps consider writing to Lord Choi? His lordship’s older brother, that is. Perhaps if he knew of your situation, he could be of some help. He has always been more sensible with his finances, if not with anything else.”
Jihoon gives a grimace of hesitation, recognising the name from his husband's stories and, well, and from the more scandal-laden columns of the morning paper. Mrs Chan had suggested much the same the other day, when they were taking stock of their paltry provisions, but Jihoon did not want to impose upon anyone’s generosity, and if his husband's myriad of petty grievances regarding his older brother were to be believed, Lord Choi would not take kindly to any imposition on his life of leisure. The man was an Alpha and a rake, and the only Omega he would look kindly upon is one he can usher out of his bedroom the next morning.
He will not give one wit that a brother of his duped a man into marrying him and made off with his dowry.
Lord knows, it might have even been his idea.
Bookmarked by themelonlord
14 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger transfers to King’s College after a year abroad to find she is now in close proximity to her childhood bully, Draco Malfoy, a sniveling prat she hasn’t laid eyes on since primary school. Unfortunately, he has grown into a devastatingly handsome, brilliant, Rugby player with THIGHS and Hermione’s treacherous horny thoughts push her closer to a man she had sworn to hate.
Sex on a Chaise Longue, y’all.
Bookmarked by themelonlord
11 Aug 2025