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    Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?

    He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    AAAA AAA IT'S SO GOOODDDD
    Bill being so in denial, always lying is just a core of every appearance of his, that and being cheeky lil shit
    Oh BillFord, y'all make me sick, it's sickeningly sweet how Ford called him Dear I'm RIOTING

    One sided FiddAuthor HURTS GOOD
    God I love Fidds characterization, he's always so complex, wanting the best for Ford, wanting to protect his family, so many conflicted feelings of his, my silly amnesiac and traumatized princess

    The dif dynamics and their interactions r always smt I crave, BillFiddlesFord portal building arc is always fun, Ford being...well Ford, Bill being a menace and Fidds having to tolerate this nonsense
    I loved the BillStan dynamic too, god they're precious

    Oh yeah break up got me good 🥲

  2. Rec 89

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    Trying to post all the artwork/comics of my AU in one place- both the story comics from tumblr and the smutty comics from bluesky.
    When Bill steals a Time Wish and undoes his destruction of Euclydia, the Axolotl enlists Ford's help, sending him undercover to the Second Dimension to find his ex-muse and bring him back (and definitely not fall in love with him again. Certainly not).

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    16 Apr 2026

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    I'm extremely invested in this 2d world of theirs...
    Oh and geometric shape sex 🙏

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    Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.

    A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.

    But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

    Inspired by ABBA BABBA.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Ouh it's so peak... it's so peak
    Yes I'll read 30+ chapters of them being domestic, bantering, yes I will, and I will also giggle and kick my feet everytime, whenever they touch, kiss or have sex
    The characterization is soo...amazing, Ford w his hero complex, lack of social ineptness (am I using the right term here), huge ego leading to often being selfish, even when he realizes it he never truly learns, a hypocrite etc...
    Bill's very complex character, narcissistic, lack of understanding of human emotions or their gimmicks, even once they get physical he doesn't do a 180, still selfish but softer around Sixer and ONLY him
    Despite all the betrayal and hurt they still feel drawn to eachother, can't truly fix their issues, one avoids problems and the other doesn't trust them or well both sometimes, their dynamic is so complicated but toxic af, aka juicy, breaking up then getting back, getting mad, forgive eachother, upset the other, hate eachother but care, want the other dead, holy rollercoaster these two
    THEY'RE SO MESSY IT'S HURTS SO GOOD
    AND FORD I WANT TO SOCK U SO BAD, U DUMBASS W A HERO COMPLEX, I UNDERSTAND UR CHARACTER I RLLY DO BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BEAT UR ASS

    God everything about the writing is so good too, I was genuinely so invested whether they were explaning science theories that I probably don't understand to the interdimensional black market, to the soft-steamy moments
    There's a lot of concepts being introduced that don't leave room for plotholes, I don't know too much abt the info that's provided from official merch or that website, I was intrigued by how the portal was built, this Hyperdrive, the concept of 'worship' fueling Bill's power, the overheating from his human shell making their physical activities harder, but all the time even more overwhelming and hot lowk
    The side characters or well even background ones are well written too, from Willow to Fidds, oh Fidds... he is so compelling, just seeing their friendship slowly start deteriorating, repairing, the trust issues, contradictory feelings, to the moment he was forced to turn the gun on himself

    The halfway mark is a treat, sweet candy canes and rainbows, then after that is dread and pain that only gets worse

    This might be the best piece of fiction I've ever read

  4. Rec 31

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    “Is this what you want?” Ford had to ask, enjoying this, but wanting to check in on the muse.
    “Sixer, you’re really going to make me say it?” Bill scowled, turning his head just a little too far right to be facing Sixer directly.
    Ford smiled at that, and leaned in to capture Bill’s lips in a leisurely kiss. “You’re adorable.” Ford kissed Bill again, before drawing away, watching the way the muse chased after him instinctively. “I won’t make you say it, but if this gets too much for you, or you want to stop, you just say the word.”
    “What word?” Bill frowned, his brows furrowing beneath the blindfold.
    Ford considered that for a moment, before choosing an unlikely word for these circumstances, just so there was no chance for it being mistakenly used in the heat of the moment.
    “Trigonometry.” Ford suggested, and Bill groaned and banged his head against the wall.
    “Ugh. Will the indignities never cease?”
    “Let’s find out. Are you ready?” Ford asked, rubbing Bill’s back, speaking cheerfully.
    “No.” Bill moaned melodramatically.

    A deleted scene exhumed from the vault for your enjoyment! From the blindfold scene in chapter 31 of Knowing Me Knowing You.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Did I stop reading at chapter 31 to come find this? Yes, yes I did, worth
    I do infact enjoy Bill getting wrecked, being the M he is
    Kinky stuff

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    "We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”

    “I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.

    “Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."

    Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.

    “I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"

    Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    I accidentally married an interdimensional being of great cosmic power now to divorce I must go to couple's therapy to prove something, then they realized they're stuck w eachother, this is peak