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    ...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”

    “It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.

    Fuck his fucking life.

    “You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”

    “Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”

    Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.

    Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.

    (when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)

    (...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    16 Mar 2026

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    snapping birch by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup

    Updated: 2026-04-27
    Work ID: 81167971

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    David Hollander & Shane Hollander
    Shane Hollander & Yuna Hollander
    Shane Hollander & Hayden Pike
    Shane Hollander & Rose Landry
    David Hollander & Ilya Rozanov
    Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya Rozanov

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    After an away win in Edmonton, the Centaurs board a flight for their next game in Vancouver.

    It disappears from radar somewhere over the Rockies.

    Six months later, Shane is trying to pick up the pieces of his life when it turns out Ilya survived after all.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    in circumstances of peril by 1221 (smithens), smithens

    Updated: 2026-04-26
    Work ID: 77028876

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    After an away win in Edmonton, the Centaurs board a flight for their next game in Vancouver.

    It disappears from radar somewhere over the Rockies.

    Six months later, Shane is trying to pick up the pieces of his life when it turns out Ilya survived after all.

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    Ilya died, yes, but then the doctors saved him. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the ambulance, three electric shocks, two emergency surgeries, twenty-six units of blood. Ilya died, but then he came back.

    If only Shane could get his subconscious to understand that.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    the cockroach of your heart by Anonymous
    Part 1 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic

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    ID: 5683871
    Words: 149,120 | Works: 21 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 1,101
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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

    Published: 2025-12-19
    Work ID: 75983456

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    Ilya died, yes, but then the doctors saved him. Cardiopulmonary resuscitation in the ambulance, three electric shocks, two emergency surgeries, twenty-six units of blood. Ilya died, but then he came back.

    If only Shane could get his subconscious to understand that.

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    Shane sends him a text that says 'thinking about your cock' with a picture of his rippling abs, and even though Ilya really appreciates the abs, all he can think about is the faint bruise blooming on Shane's ribs, and whether it hurts him very badly, and whether there's anything Ilya could do to make it hurt less, if he were there. He wants to be there, he realizes. He wants to be there for the rest of his life.

    He has to duck out of the team weight room so he can cough up a fistful of petals.

    So.

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    Or: Ilya gets Hanahaki disease.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    my love's ugly bloom by Anonymous
    Part 7 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic

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    ID: 5683871
    Words: 149,120 | Works: 21 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 1,101
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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

    Published: 2026-01-19
    Work ID: 77914921

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    Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov

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    Shane sends him a text that says 'thinking about your cock' with a picture of his rippling abs, and even though Ilya really appreciates the abs, all he can think about is the faint bruise blooming on Shane's ribs, and whether it hurts him very badly, and whether there's anything Ilya could do to make it hurt less, if he were there. He wants to be there, he realizes. He wants to be there for the rest of his life.

    He has to duck out of the team weight room so he can cough up a fistful of petals.

    So.

    -

    Or: Ilya gets Hanahaki disease.