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Everyone is surprised when the sun rises up, JingYi 2 - Jiang 0. Jin Ling has the shotgun loaded and ready to shoot anyone who gets near them, is this how it feels to have his husband's support? JingYi doesn't know, but he's glad he survived until sunrise to find out in the future.
- I don't know about you,.... - Madame Yu starts - but I won't die before this brat. - she ends up as she reaches for the ax, inherited from her deceased grandmother (not that it matters now) and throws it trying to hit JingYi, who dodges it in the last minute, while she gets shot in the stomach before taking any more steps.
- Sorry Popo, but I still want a honeymoon - says Jin Ling as Madam Yu falls to the ground, still alive, but not for long, the imported Indian rugs will never return to their former glory after so much blood.
- Shit. - Fengmian mutters - How can you do this to your grandmother? - he asks him while trying to stop the bleeding, not that it would help much. - A-LI CALL THE EMERGENCY!
- She threw an ax at me... - says JingYi (a little) hysterically - and she almost got it right. - what a Yu lacks in strength they make up for in aiming.
- Now I understand why DaJiu ran away from home, you guys are crazy.
Now it's dawn, sunshine rays make it's way to light up the room, YanLi looks out the window and mutters: Jingyi 3 - Jiangs 0
- It can't end like this... - Fengmian begins frantically - You are a Jiang, RuLan, this boy needs to die now. Do you want to kill us all too? 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN IF HE WIN!
- The Jiangs have already lost Grandpa, the sun already rised so JingYi won, it's the rules!
- You helped him! That's cheating!
- Everything's fair in love and war, I bet our ancestor would agree.
The vinyl starts to play and as jazz fills the room, the Jiangs start to freak out. Jiang Cheng screams that he's not going to die there and runs into the hallway, that's when an explosion sound are heard by the others, blood flying everywhere and staining the hallway, floor to ceiling. Jiang Yanli is crying in panic while Jiang Fengmian in despair chants maniacally "no no no no...".
The two outline the room trying to evade the other two remaining, Jingyi feels something grab his foot, but kicks it out without thinking twice, as soon as the couple leaves the room they see all the mess Jiang Cheng has caused in the hallway, ignoring all this craziness as much as possible they run outside of the mansion. It's only when the two get outside that chaos rise.
Now outside of the mansion the two can hear several pipes bursting and an explosion in the east wing of the mansion, the ground shakes as the structure can no longer support itself and begins to sink, it's not their problem so they continue to run.
JingYi and Rulan arrive at the car, with the Lan in the passenger seat while Rulan goes for the driver's, the young one driving the two of them away from the mansion and JingYi looks out the window, more than sure the others are dead.
- I'm sorry about your mother.
- No need, I knew it was better to spend the summer at my father's house. And Jingyi?
- Yes?
- Quick question, do the Lans have some kind of deal with a demon that I should know?
- As far as I can remember, no. But I could always be wrong, Hanguang-jun marriage is so fucking sus now.
- I think I'll change my last name. Lan Rulan sounds nice, doesn't it?
- Aw thats frickin cute little lady.
And they got to live their happily fucking after. The end.