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Wednesday's Incorrect Quotes Are Full of Woe

Summary:

Just a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring Wednesday characters. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: I Just Wanna Talk to Him

Summary:

Pre-Wenclair. Enid was supposed to be out on a date with Ajax, but...

(Original scene from Family Guy)

Chapter Text

Enid comes into the dorm room crying.

Wednesday: (stops typing) Enid? What happened?

Enid just flops onto her bed and continues crying.

Wednesday: What did that gorgon do this time?

Enid: (sniffling) He didn't do anything.

Wednesday: I know when you're lying, Enid.

Enid: No, he literally didn't do anything! He didn't even show up! I waited for an hour and he never came! (continues crying)

Wednesday: Leave this to me. (walks to her desk)

Enid: (stops crying) Wednesday? What are you doing?

Wednesday: (takes out her nail gun) I just wanna talk to him.

Enid: Wait, why do you have a nail gun??

Wednesday: (heading out of the room) I just wanna talk to him.

Enid: (following Wednesday) Wednesday, this is ridiculous!

Wednesday: I just wanna talk to him.

Enid: Put the nail gun away!

Wednesday: I just wanna talk to him.

Enid: What are you doing?

Wednesday: I just wanna talk to him.

(The girls reach Ajax's dorm.)

Enid: He probably didn't mean to!

Wednesday: (knocking on the door.) I just wanna shoot him.

Enid: It was an accident!

Wednesday: I just wanna talk to him.

Enid: You can't shoot him!

(Ajax opens the door.)

Ajax: (sees the nail gun pointed at him) Whoa, hey! W-What's going on here?!