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Zoro stares at the minute hand on the clock above his television. He waits with bated breath, willing the time to pass faster. His thigh bounces in anticipation. It is fast approaching that special time. 10 pm every Tuesday and Thursday. The time that each of LoveCook’s biweekly livestreams begin. And after all LoveCook is always polite and punctual.
Sighing, Zoro runs a hand through his hair then doublechecks that his laptop is charging and the screen mirroring is working. LoveCook's stream hasn’t started quite yet but there are already quite a few viewers waiting in the lobby as well. The screen turns black and an old style film count down begins.
3…2…1!
Finally, the stream goes live and Zoro is greeted with the visage of his favorite blonde camboy. Today, LoveCook is wearing a blue button down paired with black slacks all underneath his signature pink Doskoi apron. His blonde hair cascades over one eye, leaving the other and one curly eyebrow exposed. Zoro has always thought that his curly eyebrows were as beautiful as they were unique. He has never met or seen anyone else with similar eyebrows in real life. The tortoise shell frames of LoveCook’s glasses are visible in spite of the blonde curtain of hair that obscures his eye.
LoveCook animatedly recounts the events of his day but Zoro is only half listening. The annoying pings from viewers in the chat fade into the background as he hones in on his goal. Zoro is very easily distracted by the blonde’s hands gesticulating and drawn to how the blonde’s mouth moves when he says certain words. His lips are plush and they always look perfect.
“Hey everyone! Hope everyone’s weeks are off to a good start. It’s LoveCook here if you are tuning in for the first time. Some of my followers call me Prince, but you can call me anything you want,” LoveCook winks cheekily at the camera.
The blonde is shifting some of the items on the kitchen counter around while continuing to speak. He finally scrolls through something on an iPad and clears this throat. Zoro is mesmerized by his elegant fingers as they perform menial tasks. Scrolling on an iPad or brushing his bangs out of his eyes.
“Wanted to give a few shout-outs to some of my diehard fans in a bit. I’m so appreciative of your continued support and donations.”
Zoro’s roommates Johnny and Yosaku tease him all the time about his near religious devotion to LoveCook. He hardly remembers when he began tuning in. Has it been a year already?
Zoro was doomscrolling aimlessly on twitter when he accidentally clicked on an advertisement that force opened an 18+ live-streaming and cam website. The first video automatically started playing to his chagrin. And boy was it obnoxious as hell. There was some busty girl moaning obscenely as her male partner whose face was blurred into oblivion rubbed his fat cock betwixt her feet. To be fair, the guy did have a pretty rocking body though. And was that more than one cigar between his lips? The pixelated blur was difficult to decipher.
Desperately, Zoro attempted to click out of the page when his thumb slipped. This was how he ended up on LoveCook’s livestream. To his relief, he wasn’t immediately bombarded with any genitals or anything remotely raunchy. LoveCook was merely sitting on his bed in a pink apron and talking about his day. The blonde was easy on the eyes and his laugh made Zoro feel fuzzy inside. So he ended up choosing to stick around. Now, it is a twice weekly routine for him.
The boyfriend experience isn’t the only thing that LoveCook offers. But it certainly was a smooth transition into his streaming channel and quickly becoming his number 1 fan. Zoro was pleasantly surprised when LoveCook’s stream transitioned into a very 18+ environment at around 10:45 or 11 pm at night. Sometimes LoveCook would start out in the kitchen whipping up something for his streamers to ‘eat’, all in POV. Other times, he did the chatting part of the stream on the couch or in his bed.
Of course, Zoro is no stranger to streaming. He started out as a faceless video game streamer before his accidental and life changing face reveal. His primary claim to fame was playing Elden Ring. Prior to the face reveal, Zoro had a modest following. A few hundred people tuned in to watch him play video games. He didn’t have strict schedule or anything.
But, the fateful day of his ascent to internet fame came. Zoro had speed run Elden Ring in record time when it first came out in 2022. He had been so excited when he finally beat one of the bosses that he didn’t even realize that his camera had clicked on mid celebration. The video of him, Johnny, and Yosaku screaming and crying became a viral meme. Enough traction and a huge spike in followers allowedZoro to quit his day job as an aspiring personal trainer at Gol D’s Gym and begin streaming full time.
Zoro is peripherally aware of the requests on his own page to hang dong or even stream whilst in his birthday suit. He isn’t much of an exhibitionist himself. Not that he’s ashamed of his body. Nevertheless, he doesn’t think he can share that part of his life with his over a million subscribers. He’s not even regularly playing on a schedule and somehow people know to tune in. Now his Tuesdays and Thursdays are always no play days, at least in the evenings. Johnny and Yosaku manage most of his socials and his emails. Zoro crunches the numbers and plays the games.
His latest gaming obsession is Rise of the Ronin. It didn’t have as many bells and whistles as Elden Ring but Zoro finds the game appealing especially the wandering around part. He is kind of shit at closed world games. He has trouble following linear story lines.
Zoro comes back to earth and decides to dip his toes into the chat.
Ronin333: Curls, are those glasses new?
“Hey Ronin333, they are! Do you like them?” LoveCook twirls a strand of hair around his index finger. What a flirt!
Though, LoveCook has never revealed his actual name, his faithful followers like to call him a variety of nicknames. Zoro prefers Curls or Curly. A vast majority of his diehard stans refer to him as Prince or just LoveCook.
Ronin333: I do! Very handsome.
CinderAce: you look so cute ;)
GingerMagnet: show us ur royal arse already
StealthBlackfan69: *tips hat* evening milord!
TReXDrake: nice
LoveCook laughs off the more lewd and crude comments in the chat. Zoro is always impressed with how effortless and chill the blonde is about responding to them. If it weren’t for Johnny and Yosaku, he’s pretty sure he would have lost his temper on some unsuspected viewers in the chats.
Zoro’s anticipation for the NSFW part of the stream to actually start is rising. LoveCook is adept at working up his audience into a frenzy. He typically starts low and slow before things get spicier. Sometimes, he teases the audience and waits for the donations and gifts to rack up before revealing anything. Zoro has poor self control when it comes to that. He tries to limit himself to 10,000 berries a stream. Plus he still hasn’t worked up the courage to ever buy a private show.
Honestly, Zoro feels like he could watch LoveCook just talk all day. But it’s Tuesday and he hasn’t nutted since last Thursday. It’s kind of fucked up but for the past few months he has had this compulsion to save his loads for LoveCook. Not literally, he’s not storing that shit in jars. But, he does abstain from masturbation unless it’s a livestream day. Zoro relishes in the discipline of controlled masturbation. Even though LoveCook doesn’t even know who he is beyond the green letters of his username in the chat.
Ever since Zoro’s career ending kendo injury, he’s been itching to train for something. Not that postponing sexual gratification really scratches that itch entirely. Zoro also believes that the rise in aggression he gets from not beating his meat daily makes him sharper when he plays video games. His old Kendo coach/adoptive father #2 Mihawk used to tell him not to masturbate before competitions. Something about spiking your testosterone levels. Zoro is not so sure about the science behind peak athletic performance but he’s convinced it helps him with gaming.
LoveCook is performing what seems to be the slowest strip tease in history. Zoro feels super on edge. He doesn’t always understand what is so magnetic about the blonde, what makes him so titillating. Somehow he’s perfected the art of stripping while still keeping his apron on in front. He imagines it’s like a burlesque show. Not that Zoro’s ever been to one. He’s known since he was young that he didn’t like ladies. Kuina was his best friend as a kid, but it was clear to him, despite what people would say, that he didn’t have a crush on her.
Both of Zoro’s hands grip the flesh of his thighs tightly, blunt nails digging into the fabric of his sweatpants. His boxer briefs are thin and he’s super sensitive today from not splooging for nearly five days. The over the weekend stretch is much more difficult than the break of 48 hours or so during the week. His cock is already at half mast but he’s avoiding directly unsheathing Wado. Which is what he named his penis.
This is all part of his typical edging routine while he watches his favorite blonde camboy—cam-man doesn’t quite roll of the tongue. But he’d hardly consider LoveCook a boy. Zoro refuses to undress until LoveCook does. He likes to mirror the streamer’s actions. LoveCook disappears offscreen for a second. When he returns, he uses a feather duster of some kind to gently tickle various erogenous zones.
LoveCook is wearing his apron ridiculously low. The shoulder straps are very loose. It definitely isn’t functioning to protect him from any spills or splatters. Zoro spies the hint of a pink nipple, mostly hidden away behind the edge of the apron.
As far as Zoro’s tastes go, he’s considers himself fairly vanilla. He’s had a decent share of sexual experiences historically. Mostly consisting of random guys he’s met out at gay bars. Everything is perfunctory though. Just using someone else, another body to achieve release. He never has felt the need to repeat partners, nor has he ever really dated. However, in the last year he hasn’t had sex at all. His last attempt was about a month ago. Zoro shudders to recall the details. He had picked up a blonde twink who looked kind of like LoveCook if he squinted. The reality did not meet his expectations at all. He was thoroughly disappointed.
The blonde twink with whom he tried to hook up with was cute but there was no fire. He was a pillow princess who wanted to be held down and fucked through the mattress. At least that was Zoro assumes with how the encounter went down. Frankly, Zoro isn’t really sure how LoveCook really is in bed. Zoro has projected a vision of how he would act in that scenario.
Zoro shakes his head, snapping himself back into focus. He pushes the thoughts of the disappointing blonde and becomes immediately entranced by what’s occurring onscreen. LoveCook is finally down to only his signature pink apron. Zoro spies the outline of his hardened cock through the apron.
Zoro’s mouth waters and his balls feel heavy in his sweatpants. He still hadn’t laid a hand on his cock yet. Wiling himself to wait as long as possible. He knows the release will be so much sweeter. LoveCook lips his lips seductively. Zoro assumes he wears some kind of gloss as they are always dewy and perfect. The look of LoveCook’s tongue running along his bottom lip goes straight to Zoro’s dick, Wado, which flexes instinctively. Zoro doesn’t dare imagine what it would be like to have LoveCook staring up at him from between his knees and licking his lips before swallowing down his length. Or having LoveCook prepare a homemade meal just for him.
Finally, LoveCook grasps his cock through the fabric of the apron and lets out the most delicious moan. There’s a darkened wet spot that Zoro spies on the front of his apron. Zoro finally gives himself permission to fondle himself, but also through his sweatpants. Even the clothed touch feels so good. Zoro resists the urge to close his eye as he wants to maintain all his attention on the blonde.
LoveCook is moaning and stroking himself through the apron. Zoro continues to pump his cock through his sweatpants. He imagines that he and LoveCook are like teenagers, rubbing one out together hastily before someone’s parents get home. The blonde angles himself differently, now his perky buttocks are in view. Zoro can still make out the silhouette of LoveCook’s cock, jutting out against the fabric, a side profile. Zoro’s gaze is soon pulled to the blonde’s fingers which trail their way down to his entrance.
Zoro grits his teeth and tightens his grip around the base of Wado. He doesn’t want to release before his online paramour. LoveCook’s nimble fingers dance around their goal, probing gently and spreading his butt cheeks so the camera can see better.
“Fuck!” Zoro exclaims when the blonde finally pushes the tip of his finger inside himself. He must have prepped himself, stretching his hole out prior to the stream. Sometimes, LoveCook will lazily finger himself for what seems like hours, opening himself up for the viewers. Zoro wills himself to not believe that LoveCook is seeing someone and that he might be having sex outside of pleasuring himself on camera.
The blonde scissors his fingers to open his hole more, before inserting a metal plug with a heart shaped pink jewel encrusted on the flare into his asshole. Zoro groans as LoveCook’s gluteal muscles flex likely in response to the feeling of fullness. Zoro’s obviously been fucked and shoved his fingers in his own asshole before, but he was a simple man. Toys are something he’s never invested much in.
StealthBlackfan69: fuck! pardon my French.
GingerMagnet: ur so bloody sexy prince. wish that was my fat prick inside ya :P
GinTama: oh my god i just jizzed in my pants
GinTama: im so hungry for you love cook
GinTama: 8======D <3 <3 <3
TreXDrake: nice
Zoro finds his hands too full to type out a legible response. He has given himself permission to touch himself directly. He shoves his sweatpants and boxer briefs off into a pile on the floor. He spreads his legs to give himself more room than he did within the confines of his clothes. He maintains his steady pressure on his shaft as he lazily strokes. Doesn’t want to go too fast or he’ll ejaculate prematurely
Zoro avoids the head of his cock. Wado is uncircumcised. He knows most Japanese men born in Japan aren’t circumcised as well. LoveCook is French, so definitely uncut as well.
This may be one of the streams that LoveCook makes a huge mess of his apron. Zoro wishes he could clean it up, he would lap up all of LoveCook’s love juice happily. Sooner than he expects, he feels the tightening deep inside his gut and his balls draw closer to his body. He’s about to bust! LoveCook seems to be getting close as well if his breathy moans are any indication.
“I’m coming!” LoveCook groans as he finishes, his semen creating a large wet spot on the front of the apron, with some of it even seeping through.
The sight of the blondes orgasmic face makes Zoro bust so hard he feels like he pulled a muscle. He huffs raggedly as the blonde continues the show by lifting up the apron. There’s a mess of semen pooling on his abdomen and dripping down his pretty pink cock. LoveCook drags his finger through it and pops it into his mouth like he’s tasting fresh cream. Well, technically he is. Zoro quickly uses a tissue to sop up the jizz he did not manage to catch in his hand.
“I made such a mess, wish someone was here to help me freshen up.”
LoveCook winks and blows a kiss at the screen. Zoro hears a series of pings and cash register noises as the donations roll in. He quickly sends over 15,000 berries. It’s over than his budget but he makes more than enough streaming and invests a lot as well. This is his fun spending money.
“Thanks Ronin333, CinderAce and GinTama. The top donors for this stream,” LoveCook says, “Also I wanted to make an important announcement. I’ll be opening a few more private slots in the coming weeks. So if you want a more intimate setting please PM your request for approval. Sorry for the late announcement, but I’ll be cancelling this Thursday’s stream. Life stuff came up.”
Ronin333: Hope everything is ok.
GinTama: oh no what am i going to do without u bb
StealthBlackFan69: prioritize your health sir
GingerMagnet: fuckin a, will miss u
“Don’t worry, I’ll be back next Tuesday,” LoveCook promises, “Everyone, thank you again so so much. Next week will be food themed week. So send me suggestion in the chat for what you want me to cook!”
GinTama: shrimp fried rice
CinderAce: I think you’d look really nice with some spaghetti and meatballs all over you Prince
Ronin333: you ever make onigiri?
GingerMagnet: fuck is that?
Ronin333: they’re a Japanese rice ball.
StealthBlackFan69: I am partial to grilled fish
TReXDrake: anything but eggs
LoveCook exchanges a few more pleasantries with the chat before he finally bids adieu to the Tuesday crew. Zoro is anxious at the thought of something going wrong in the blonde’s life. He’s grown so accustomed to the routine and ritual of the livestreams. He lets out a long sigh as the screen goes dark.
A quick glance at the clock, it’s nearly midnight. Before his roommates return home, Zoro has got to hide the evidence. He quickly disposes of the semen sodden tissues, hiding it under some junk mail in the trash can. Next, he pulls on his sweatpants hastily. Johnny and Yosaku bust through the door just as Zoro has finished putting away his gaming laptop which was screen mirroring to their giant TV.
Tuesday night is karaoke night for them and always has been since their first year of college. It’s a hobby Zoro has never understood and never will. He’s just glad it lines up well with his camboy proclivity. Thursdays, Zoro usually jokes up in his room to take care of business so to say.
Johnny wrinkles his nose, “It stinks like hell in here.”
Yosaku laughs, “Bro, when was the last time you took a bath?”
Yosaku holds up his forgotten boxer briefs in one hand and while plugging his nostrils with two fingers from his other hand. Johnny makes a disgusted face.
“Did you just jerk it in here? Gross bro…” Johnny whines, “I thought we agreed not to celebrate Palm Sunday in common spaces. Jeez. It’s Tuesday isn’t it? You gotta meet up with some real live dudes Zoro.”
Yosaku smirks and says, “I know a few homies who would love to get into King_of_Hell’s pants.
“Sorry guys, this TV is so high def. I won’t do it again.”
Zoro isn’t entirely sure he can keep that promise. But he will certainly try. He’s not a complete asshole after all.
“Sus. I def think your PC screens have higher res,” Johnny points out. Zoro nods. He doesn’t want to admit it but seeing LoveCook on his TV makes it feel like he’s almost in the same room especially with the upgraded surround system they have.
“You are gooning all the time these days,” Yosaku chimes in, “Don’t let it get to asmongold levels of stank. We live here too!”
“I pay the mortgage,” Zoro grunts, “I guess I could shower though.”
“Make sure to scrub really well and use soap!”
“Real soap,” Johnny interjects, “None of that 7 in 1 bullshit Zoro!”
“Yeah, yeah,” Zoro announces as he waves his hand at them. The three of them have known each other since they were kids. Somehow they all ended up on the streaming wave and haven’t looked back.
Zoro heads to the bathroom in his palatial bedroom. He has tatami flooring but actually started sleeping on a mattress in the last year or so. Even though, he hasn’t had any overnight guests in this bed yet. His room has plenty of room for exercise and meditation. His gaming set up is in an entirely different room. He has a rain shower with a large window that overlooks the backyard. The previous homeowner was not even Japanese but curated a Japanese style garden complete with zen garden.
The hot water sluices over him and he imagines what it would be like to have LoveCook in his home. Cooking in his barely touched but fully equipped kitchen. Face pressed into the glass as they fuck in the rain shower. Zoro wills his half chub to go back down. He’s way too sensitive to go again and after all he will wait a week until his next ‘goon sesh’ as Yosaku would call it.