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    When Johnny and Peter step through a magic doorway, the Inhuman Eldrac, they are sent on a trip through the multiverse where they encounter version after version of themselves, all at different stages of their lives…all of whom are deeply in love. Could Eldrac possibly be trying to tell them something?

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    “So how did you figure out you were in love with your Johnny?” Peter asks.

    “Huh,” Elderly Peter says. “You know what, kid, it’s easier if I just show you.” He takes two steps over to the bed Peter's sprawled out on and whacks Peter on the back of the head, good and hard, and then barks, “You’re in love with him, you idiot!”

    “Ow!” Peter complains, rubbing at the back of his head. “That hurt!”

    “Well,” Elderly Peter says, not sounding very sorry at all, “you have a very thick skull. It’s going to take a while for that to sink in, but it will eventually.” He sighs. "Make that a very long while."

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    15 Apr 2026

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    There is no better bonding experience than sneaking around together (or, alternatively, around each other) and utterly failing at it.

    In which Peter Parker and Johnny Storm :
    - are not that talented at infiltration ;
    - really need to sharpen their acting skills ;
    - should not be categorized as subtle heroes ;
    - should not be considered as talented at social interaction, either, for that matter ;
    - and most importantly, see their relationship evolve over the years (it's not romantic, they're friends. Not that they don't wish for more, but the other just doesn't feel that way, okay ?)

    OR : Five times the Human Torch and Spider-Man failed at being incognito, and the one time they didn't even try

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    15 Apr 2026

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    While Tony's assistance with all of Peter's technological needs has been invaluable, he hasn't managed to be much of a mentor when it comes to the actual hero aspect of being a powered person. After a chance encounter, Peter finds himself being mentored by none other than Daredevil with no shortage of guest-taught lessons from the older vigilante's friends and acquaintances. This exposure to the grittier side of the city and vigilantism as a whole leads Peter to discover a conspiratorial plot to destroy New York City.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Nico di Angelo should be his best friend. He looks over, meeting Nico’s eyes; Nico, who looks patient and a little embarrassed for some reason, and he thinks, why isn’t he?

    Or: Wherein Nico has an incurable case of being a martyr, Percy grows to hate The Muppets, and Poseidon surprises the both of them with a bouncing baby demigod.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    What if the Marauders were girls?

    A queer, non-canon compliant AU that takes place from their fifth year and spans two decades. Heavy on: mutual pining, secret feminist clubs, badass girls breaking the rules, life in the Order, and eventual happy endings.

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    01 Jun 2024