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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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The Case of the Alma Matter by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
21 Oct 2024
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When a client comes calling with a case that's bigger than anyone expected, the Dead Boy Detective Agency (now with Living Girl Psychic) finds that they only way to close it is to return to the scene of the crimes: St Hilarion's Senior School.
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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“Oh, ah. Hallo.”
Essek startles so badly he drops his levitation. He whips around, a hand thrown reflexively out to defend himself, a spell ready on his lips. He has to blink. And blink again. But no, he is not imagining this. Here is Caleb Widogast in the flesh, standing in Jester and Fjord's sitting room.
“Hello,” Essek manages, his throat very dry.
[Or: Four times Dynasty fugitive Essek Thelyss sought refuge with Jester Lavorre, and one time he found Caleb Widogast instead.]
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
01 May 2026
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“What’s it like?”
“What is what like?” Caleb looks up from his book.
“Being bitten.”
Caleb scrunches his face up in confusion.
“By Essek.”
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
30 Apr 2026
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I don’t know if I can protect all of you, he thinks, not for the first time – and it terrifies him and it enrages him.
This is what happens, Essek supposes, when you end up caring for people.
(In which the Mighty Nein come to Rosohna, carrying a dead Assembly member and a death mark from the Empire - and asking for Essek's protection.)
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
30 Apr 2026
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“You have been a thorn in my side for too long,” Trent snapped. He raised his hand.
Caleb countered immediately, but then Wulf countered him. The spell landed.
Essek fell back, a shriek caught in his throat.
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During the final fight, Trent lands a particularly nasty spell on Essek.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
30 Apr 2026
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with paranoia on my heels, will you love me still? by MarsBar2019
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
31 May 2021
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Caleb gets a rare evening of privacy, and takes advantage of it - unbeknownst to him, he isn't doing a very good job keeping his thoughts to himself.
(Like in my most recent work, NC tag because Caleb doesn't know he's sending his thoughts out and Essek didn't ask for them, so it's tagged NC just to be safe).
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
30 Apr 2026