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    just a place for all my aftg works, not connected!

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    Andrew wasn't impulsive, never had been. Not until Neil Josten.
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    5 times Neil turns Andrew on and the 1 time he makes him come.

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    14 Mar 2026

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    He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.

    He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.

    Shane is making space for Ilya.

     

    (or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Brian: So, acknowledging the elephant in the room, the biggest hockey story in the world today-
    Jason: -It might just be the biggest story in the world today, not just hockey.
    Brian: You’re completely right man. Wow. It’s so crazy that this has, like, broken containment outside of the hockey world.
    Jason: I know. It’s insane.
    Brian: Anyway. Sorry to bury the lede, but we’ve recently learned that two of the biggest rivals in the league, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, are in a romantic relationship.

     

    or, straight hockey podcasters reacting to the relationship reveal in The Long Game

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    04 Jan 2026

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    “It’s not a real kid, Chase.”

    Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.

    Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.

    “How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”

    Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.

    The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.

    “It’s the Astral Pulse.”

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i fear i will not be the same