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After thoroughly losing the war, Harry has banished himself to a dull life in muggle France. He expects to spend the rest of his life there, gradually being forgotten, until an oddly persistent dream refuses to let him go.
Before he knows it, he's obsessed, burning to know every detail of what Voldemort's been up to while he's been gone.
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- Part 13 of Purgilicious
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During Voldemort's speech in the graveyard, Harry starts putting together the clues to realize that maybe Voldemort isn't as invulnerable or immortal as he wants everyone to believe.
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- Part 12 of Purgilicious
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Invited to a garden party that he does not want to attend, Severus Snape comes up with an unconventional way to escape.
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- Part 6 of Fests 2026
- Part 4 of The Nickel Collection
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Arabella Figg attends three weddings and a funeral, and though the years pass, the center of her attention remains where it has always been, from the moment they first met: with Bellatrix Black.
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- Part 5 of Fests 2026
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Less than a year after his temporary disembodiment and the nominal end of the war, Voldemort is waiting for Nagini to come home from what should be a simple trip to the park, only for her to return with a child instead.
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- Part 11 of Purgilicious
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Broken Tomarrymort Telephone 2025 by beanclip, BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, Chaos_Bear, chiocchi, Corpium, ermineah, frogsaswell, houndsofheaven, Lytri, orphan_account, osculatrix, rowena_rain, separatrix (osculatrix), SquibNation10, valkyrie_chemist, zadezy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone, 2025 edition!
The game so nice we played it twice! Once again a few of us decided to create a Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.
In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a one-shot fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence formatted like a Clue(do) accusation: "X in Y with Z." This continued through eighteen (18!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.
Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.
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All harrymort all the time.
Basically these are all unrelated, prompted, harrymort fics (including off-screen, pre-relationship, and the occasional gen/dadmort variety), that were 24 hours or less from prompted to posted per the rules of the purge.
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- 20,737
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- 13
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- 6
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Unrelated, prompted fics for the various fests I find. These will usually be finished/one shots, and won't be a consistent ship, rating, style, etc.
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... Because it's weird it happened twice.
Yep, in honor of two ships that to my knowledge have never been written before on AO3, I'm throwing them in a series together. There might be another bunny or two lurking in my docs for future additions to the series.
Unrelated, these will probably all be pretty short.
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- 9,791
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Another year, another fest collection. Mostly bc the first one started getting a bit bulky and I already know this year's is gonna be worse.
Unrelated fics, all genres, all characters, all eras. I make no promises on content or anything at all really. Pairings listed in the Series Notes.
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- 28,009
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- 19
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- 1