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Wednesday: *calmly sips her arsenic coffee*
Enid: *stomps down the stairs* WHAT THE HELL?!
Wednesday: Is there something amiss, mi lobita?
Enid: Oh, something missed, alright—missed my freaking NECK!
Wednesday: Do elaborate.
Enid: I just tried to wake our daughter up for her first day of Pre-K, when a goddamn BLADE dropped from the ceiling! I barely dodged in time!
Wednesday: *fills with pride* So she’s built her first guillotine.
Enid: She built a— HOW? Shelley is FOUR!
Wednesday: And an Addams.
Enid:
Enid: *palms her face* Ohmygod. My daughter is Home Alone meets Saw.
Wednesday: If you’re proud now, just wait until she stages her first violent coup.
Enid: Her first what now?
*muffled gunfire*
Shelley: *from upstairs* ¡Viva la revolución!
Wednesday: *excitedly* Already? I must contact Mother and Father. They will be over the moon.
Enid: *watches her wife hurry out of the room*
Enid:
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